I write for those spam sites you get on p-rn sites* AMA

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Yessir, on Facebook and Twitter too - it really made me understand why "conservative" brehs ain't with that shyt...it as a Whilem Dafoe looking mf too :snoop:

In order: Arabs, South Americans, Germans, DL Brehs :francis: , Polish and midwestern cacs were the main buyers, why? :mindblown:
Yeah it would've been hard ( no diddy) to do that job.

But like all porn jobs they make you take the wackest job first.
 

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Do you write the comedy explainations.

There was a magazine called Hustler’s Adult Reviews I read it just to read the actual reviews. The way they described shyt was hilarious


Like it was one Big tiddy bytch really Big Tittie’d bytch and they said she was udderly delightful.

They described a Boy Girl Boy threesome and they said Heterosexuality prevailed in the Double Anal scene.
I was flagged for that actually, I always liked those 50s-70s men's magazines, figured I could do some Larry Flynt or Al Goldstein stuff, nope

No profanity, no overt sex is what I was told last week haha

I got away with this though:

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Do you write scene/content descriptions?

If so, you need to start adding shyt like "Yakub's revenge", "Yakub's Illmatic" or "Yakub with the '45" when you doing it for pawgs :mjlol:
I can only imagine how he has to describe the Black dudes in the IR scenes.

I really wouldn’t want to do that.
 

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Do you write scene/content descriptions?

If so, you need to start adding shyt like "Yakub's revenge", "Yakub's Illmatic" or "Yakub with the '45" when you doing it for pawgs :mjlol:
That's my assignment in January, that and model biographies :mjlit:
 

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I was flagged for that actually, I always liked those 50s-70s men's magazines, figured I could do some Larry Flynt or Al Goldstein stuff, nope

No profanity, no overt sex is what I was told last week haha

I got away with this though:
That magazine used to roast the male talent terrible.

Especially if you wasn’t a big name it was always something that implied that they were stupid or gay.
 

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That's my assignment in January, that and model biographies :mjlit:
Damn since the talent has to approve how do you describe the hoes in words they approve of?

Again that magazine toned down the racism in Hustler magazine but they would defenitely say something like Keisha came straight out of the projects shaking her big booty.

I do remember they said one girl had Dumps like a Truck, Truck Truck.

The song was out then and I did have to admit that lyric needed work.
 

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Damn since the talent has to approve how do you describe the hoes in words they approve of?
stunning, lovely, beautiful...models, creators, influencers, ladies

I was able to say babes, chicks, and girls until it was "too rude"

That tracks. :unimpressed:
You're gonna be a star, stick with me ML :myman:
 

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@Fill Collins whats the scummiest shyt porn sites pull these days? back in the 90s/00s porn sites would do shyt like BHO hijacking, change your homepage to malicious sites, spawn a ton of processes, sneak dialer executables into your Temp folder and dial into 1-900 numbers and scam you for hundreds or thousands of dollars, etc. im a big noscript/ublockO/privBadger guy now and i havent personally had a virus since the early 2000s but i wonder what the good knuckle warriors at JBO are putting up with these days.

what are the worst kind of malicious exploits you've seen lately?
 

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I still don't understand. Can you post an example or something.
This

Like he would need to explain wtf a “write copy” is, because nobody who doesnt do shyt like this would know those terms… unless it means what I think it means by it

Like, who is reading 500 word counts of anything on a porno site
 

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@Fill Collins whats the scummiest shyt porn sites pull these days? back in the 90s/00s porn sites would do shyt like BHO hijacking, change your homepage to malicious sites, spawn a ton of processes, sneak dialer executables into your Temp folder and dial into 1-900 numbers and scam you for hundreds or thousands of dollars, etc. im a big noscript/ublockO/privBadger guy now and i havent personally had a virus since the early 2000s but i wonder what the good knuckle warriors at JBO are putting up with these days.

what are the worst kind of malicious exploits you've seen lately?
I'm only involved with the OnlyFans side of this, as far as I can tell, those "free" trials on porn sites have hidden fees but I'm not sure

I have heard webmasters complain about hosts and affiliates themselves not paying them out anymore, otherwise I'm out the loop
 
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