"I Went from UGH to MMM" Master P Introduces New Ramen Noodles Brand "Rap Noodles"

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He must be out of his noodle if he thinks he can come off the top rhyming

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Not hating at all.

But it's fukking ramen noodles, fella.

How many of them shyts out there don't have an obscenely high amount of salt in them?

Black people don't need that shyt. I would be pleasantly surprised if they were under 1000 mg, but given the nature of the food, I doubt it. :yeshrug:

they all have 1000+ mg of sodium

P might as well cash in on it if he can
 

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Before Walmart picked them up? Gas stations.
Yo I saw these in Sam's club a couple weeks ago

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I have nothing against entrepreneurship but the branding of these products is terrible.

Maybe follow Puffy and Jay-Z. They had an interest in Ciroc and D'Usse. It probably wouldn't have been as successful if they took them over and called them Bad Boy Vodka and Roc-a-Cognac

Master P is something else...
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I think he needs a slightly different angle. Offbrand cereal and offbrand ramen is not a lane people were needing filled. Plus his fan base isn't young anymore, we 30+ eatin healthy now.
50 cent pushing Vitamin Water was a much better angle. He should partner with one of those smoothie drink brands like Naked and become their spokesman. I think would be a lot more lucrative than trying to manufacture and sell ramen to a bunch of kids in college who weren't even alive when he was popping. The rap snacks low key work though because people of all ages still eat chips and shyt
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