Strawberry
Big Rufus is gonna give me a daughter named Apple

This reminds me of the time I had to borrow a pair of white shoes from my old roommate for work.
I was working some promo at a big outdoor event at the CNE.
I got to work and changed into my roommate's white shoes and they stink so bad


And I had no choice but to wear them for a 6 or 8 hour shift, walkin outside in the hot sun all day.

After I finished work I took the shoes off and threw them in the garbage.
When I got home I told my roommate that her shoes stank so bad that I had to throw them out.

She was like oh yeah those shoes smell bad.
I was like why tf didn't you tell me?
