I was play wrestling with my girl and lost

[Brer Dog]

Why did you think not dying in your sleep was a good idea?

I hope your mother finds your body tomorrow swelled up and develops a drug habit for grief.

 

[BrehWyatt]

you're a sewing machine away from being Sasha Banks's husband

*Looks at avi*

If a goddamn clothes maker can pull that, respect to him.

In other news, it appears OP's girl is crafty

 

[TBdaGhost]

Did you do that sunset flip porn gif I keep seeing?

Yooooooo

 

[Superkick Party]

Yooooooo

I know you've seen it

 

[TBdaGhost]

I know you've seen it

I just looked it up after seeing your post