I was play wrestling with my girl and lost

[Nintendough]

She rolled me up in a small package. Had my legs in the air like I was about to get my diaper changed.

 

[fortheblessings]

Why did think you being a pathetic man make a good thread ?

 

[TheWhackMamba]

That first post ether

 

[mr.africa]

your girl was not 'play' wrestling, she was bret hart going for the three count.
grown man getting put into a small package

 

[Rell Lauren]

Did you at least grab a titty?

 

[MenacingMonk]

Was gonna say what a slow night for Coli, but the thread was made in the morning.

 

[Nintendough]

Why did think you being a pathetic man make a good thread ?

Why did you think not dying in your sleep was a good idea?

I hope your mother finds your body tomorrow swelled up and develops a drug habit for grief.

 

[Nintendough]

your girl was not 'play' wrestling, she was bret hart going for the three count.
grown man getting put into a small package

I felt like she was attempting to put me in the sharpshooter, realized she was too short and just settled for the cheap finish

 

[Da King]

She rolled me up in a small package. Had my legs in the air like I was about to get my diaper changed.

Hope there was at least a “this is awesome” chant when that happened

 

[Nintendough]

Hope there was at least a “this is awesome” chant when that happened

Half these neckbeards don't even touch women, let alone wake up to some C cups pressed against them




It was awesome

 

[WalkGawd]

Would have had her like...

 

[Da King]

Half these neckbeards don't even touch women, let alone wake up to some C cups pressed against them




It was awesome

You’re saying these incel marks who stay up late night having fake Chinese play fighting watching parties with strangers on a forum aren’t getting p*ssy?

 

[Nintendough]

You’re saying these incel marks who stay up late night having fake Chinese play fighting watching parties with strangers on a forum aren’t getting p*ssy?

But I thought nikkas on here had certs and a harem of lot lizards

 

[Da King]

But I thought nikkas on here had certs and a harem of lot lizards

 

[Breh Obama]

Waits for @R=G To comment something insignificant like "lol"

Also waits for @Ravishing Brick Rude To comment "at least I have a real girlfriend"