I was in the sixth grade the first time I jacked off.

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didn't read.

but

the first time i nutted was on some ol humpin the pillow and i fukked around and got pudding on my comforter. i was afraid sumn was wrong but that didn't stop me from having my way with the afghan.
 

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:wow: I remember it like it was yesterday. It was winter break 2002. A couple of days before Christmas actually. My little cousin and I were watching my dad's porn on vhs(:ahh: porn on video cassette the good old days). I heard of jacking off before, but never tried it. I really wasn't sure how it worked. Anyways im sitting there eleven years old dikk harder than missile. I noticed nikkas would be off to side rubbing rubbing there dikks when they wasn't fukking the bytch. So, I went to the bathroom penis erect and gave it the old college try. I couldn't even fit my whole hand on my dikk, so i had to use my middle,pinkie, and ring finger. I just remember being real horny...then i came. my first load came out looking like a visine eye drop. It was a weird moment with a multitude of different feelings and emotions. I just remember a weird sensation that felt really nice followed by feelings of guilt and shame. I spent almost a good 10 years of my life doing the five knuckle shuffle. A lot of times were had good and bad. But as of July, 3rd 2012 I have been masturbation free. this has been the longest period of life since i began jacking off without masturbating. In a couple weeks ill make a year. Of course I miss jacking, but the things i gained compared to what ive left behind makes it an even trade off. Masturbation was used a tool for me to escape reality, instant gratification, and way of staving off pure boredom. But now im much more social, i enjoy the smaller things in life a lot more(women look so much better when youre not beating off:ohlawd:), and i dont have to deal with any more post nut sluggishness. Im not tryna knock nobody for jacking, in fact next time you beating off rub one out for me. Im done brehs. Im putting on my coat and hat and going home.
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I watched porn for about three years but I didn't bust my first nut until I was 14. I was watching porn all day and I didn't touch my shyt but during the middle of an old porn flick, I just stroked it once and :bryan:

I was laying on my back on the carpet floor of the den when it happened. Felt like I was going to pee at first but I was :merchant: thinking my dikk was going to explode at the force I was going to come. I hit the ceiling, which was 9 feet high when I did. Felt real good but it was like walking around at Yellowstone Park then stepping onto a geyser .
 

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I was early brehs...like 8 or 9

I remember watching tv wit my bro...seeing women, and got a strange feeling so I got up and went the the bathroom and just went at it. I dont even think I knew what masterbation was before that, I just started doing it. then I got that fuzzy feeling and I went back to watch tv with my head down in shame.

I told myself I was never going to do it again, and well. I lied :skip:
 

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every man remembers his first nut:wow:

This was mine...

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I first came when I was 13. I was watching Soul Food and got rock hard at the scene where Mekhi Phiffer fukked Nia Long in the bathroom :ohlawd: I would rewind it a million times and just touch myself. Eventually some clear liquid came out :gladbron:

My first masturbation technique was weird as fukk tho, brehs. I'd lay my dikk on my stomach and just rub the underside with my open palm :scusthov: :huhldup: Eventually I graduated to the thumb, middle and forefinger technique :lawd:

When i was 15 I would jerk off like 7/8 times a night :wow: Now I can barely get two out :snoop:


I've been beatin my dikk since I was like 10... I used to fukk the shyt out of Gatorade bottles in my room with the door not even locked... That's some risky shyt.

My first time bustin a nut tho was at 11 and I was just sittin on my bedroom floor when some clear stuff came out. It was so weird but I was like

I remember them days of beatin off to porn and always having to look towards the hallway making sure nobody was coming looking like :ohhh: but just with my hand on my dikk... Now I got my room to jack off in

fukking Gatorade bottles breh? :wtf:






bytch this is why you in the red. nasty ass


why have I never seen this poster before :lupe:



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How bout the first time yall discovered free streaming porn. Now that was a good day.
 

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First time was 3rd grade. Parents took us out to see Austin Powers and the chick in this scene started it all.

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I first came when I was 13. I was watching Soul Food and got rock hard at the scene where Mekhi Phiffer fukked Nia Long in the bathroom :ohlawd: I would rewind it a million times and just touch myself. Eventually some clear liquid came out :gladbron:

My first masturbation technique was weird as fukk tho, brehs. I'd lay my dikk on my stomach and just rub the underside with my open palm :huhldup: Eventually I graduated to the thumb, middle and forefinger technique
When i was 15 I would jerk off like 7/8 times a night :wow: Now I can barely get two out




fukking Gatorade bottles breh? :wtf:









why have I never seen this poster before :lupe:



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