I was in the sixth grade the first time I jacked off.

[PabloEscobar]

I remember it like it was yesterday. It was winter break 2002. A couple of days before Christmas actually. My little cousin and I were watching my dad's porn on vhs( porn on video cassette the good old days). I heard of jacking off before, but never tried it. I really wasn't sure how it worked. Anyways im sitting there eleven years old dikk harder than missile. I noticed nikkas would be off to side rubbing rubbing there dikks when they wasn't fukking the bytch. So, I went to the bathroom penis erect and gave it the old college try. I couldn't even fit my whole hand on my dikk, so i had to use my middle,pinkie, and ring finger. I just remember being real horny...then i came. my first load came out looking like a visine eye drop. It was a weird moment with a multitude of different feelings and emotions. I just remember a weird sensation that felt really nice followed by feelings of guilt and shame. I spent almost a good 10 years of my life doing the five knuckle shuffle. A lot of times were had good and bad. But as of July, 3rd 2012 I have been masturbation free. this has been the longest period of life since i began jacking off without masturbating. In a couple weeks ill make a year. Of course I miss jacking, but the things i gained compared to what ive left behind makes it an even trade off. Masturbation was used a tool for me to escape reality, instant gratification, and way of staving off pure boredom. But now im much more social, i enjoy the smaller things in life a lot more(women look so much better when youre not beating off), and i dont have to deal with any more post nut sluggishness. Im not tryna knock nobody for jacking, in fact next time you beating off rub one out for me. Im done brehs. Im putting on my coat and hat and going home.

 

[observe]

Actually the first time you jacked off was inside your mothers womb

GOP lawmaker cites fetal masturbation in defense of late-term abortion ban - The Hill's Healthwatch

The House's proposed ban on late-term abortions is justified because fetuses masturbate as early as 15 weeks, proving they experience physical feeling, according to a member of the GOP Doctors Caucus.
Rep. Michael Burgess (R-Texas), a former OB/GYN, suggested Monday that he has witnessed "movements that are purposeful" in fetuses entering the second trimester.

“Watch a sonogram of a 15-week baby," Burgess said. "They stroke their face. If they’re a male baby, they may have their hand between their legs. If they feel pleasure, why is it so hard to believe that they could feel pain?”

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Actually the first time you jacked off was inside your mothers womb

GOP lawmaker cites fetal masturbation in defense of late-term abortion ban - The Hill's Healthwatch

The House's proposed ban on late-term abortions is justified because fetuses masturbate as early as 15 weeks, proving they experience physical feeling, according to a member of the GOP Doctors Caucus.
Rep. Michael Burgess (R-Texas), a former OB/GYN, suggested Monday that he has witnessed "movements that are purposeful" in fetuses entering the second trimester.

“Watch a sonogram of a 15-week baby," Burgess said. "They stroke their face. If they’re a male baby, they may have their hand between their legs. If they feel pleasure, why is it so hard to believe that they could feel pain?”

I double checked to make sure that this link wasn't to The Onion.

 

[TAYLONDO SAMSWORTHY]

I remember it like it was yesterday. It was winter break 2002. A couple of days before Christmas actually. My little cousin and I were watching my dad's porn on vhs( porn on video cassette the good old days). I heard of jacking off before, but never tried it. I really wasn't sure how it worked. Anyways im sitting there eleven years old dikk harder than missile. I noticed nikkas would be off to side rubbing rubbing there dikks when they wasn't fukking the bytch. So, I went to the bathroom penis erect and gave it the old college try. I couldn't even fit my whole hand on my dikk, so i had to use my middle,pinkie, and ring finger. I just remember being real horny...then i came. my first load came out looking like a visine eye drop. It was a weird moment with a multitude of different feelings and emotions. I just remember a weird sensation that felt really nice followed by feelings of guilt and shame. I spent almost a good 10 years of my life doing the five knuckle shuffle. A lot of times were had good and bad. But as of July, 3rd 2012 I have been masturbation free. this has been the longest period of life since i began jacking off without masturbating. In a couple weeks ill make a year. Of course I miss jacking, but the things i gained compared to what ive left behind makes it an even trade off. Masturbation was used a tool for me to escape reality, instant gratification, and way of staving off pure boredom. But now im much more social, i enjoy the smaller things in life a lot more(women look so much better when youre not beating off), and i dont have to deal with any more post nut sluggishness. Im not tryna knock nobody for jacking, in fact next time you beating off rub one out for me. Im done brehs. Im putting on my coat and hat and going home.

that post-nut sluggishness is the fukkin devil my nikka

 

[vaudevillevillain]

I was also in the 6th grade, watching BET uncut after hours

as i was about to nut my heart started beatin all fast n shyt

went to school the next day like

 

[Freedman]

:I might get clowned for this but I think I started when I was like 10 when we first got internet at my crib, but I don't think I was shooting semen cuz I remember vividly it was like when I was 13/14 that during one of my sessions something finally came out and My immediate reaction was like We finally made it

 

[the cool]

i was 17

no lie

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Bout to do it now. I got a couple go-to scenes i watch

GMB

 

[ADK]

I've been beatin my dikk since I was like 10... I used to fukk the shyt out of Gatorade bottles in my room with the door not even locked ... That's some risky shyt.

My first time bustin a nut tho was at 11 and I was just sittin on my bedroom floor when some clear stuff came out. It was so weird but I was like

I remember them days of beatin off to porn and always having to look towards the hallway making sure nobody was coming looking like but just with my hand on my dikk... Now I got my room to jack off in

 

[Anti-Anime]

I was 15 when I first actually bust... No lie.

 

[Reggie]

I got my first piece of p*ssy and the age of 13 and didn't catch a manual nut until I was like 16.

 

[wongzini]

I remember it like it was yesterday. It was winter break 2002. A couple of days before Christmas actually. My little cousin and I were watching my dad's porn on vhs( porn on video cassette the good old days). I heard of jacking off before, but never tried it. I really wasn't sure how it worked. Anyways im sitting there eleven years old dikk harder than missile. I noticed nikkas would be off to side rubbing rubbing there dikks when they wasn't fukking the bytch. So, I went to the bathroom penis erect and gave it the old college try. I couldn't even fit my whole hand on my dikk, so i had to use my middle,pinkie, and ring finger. I just remember being real horny...then i came. my first load came out looking like a visine eye drop. It was a weird moment with a multitude of different feelings and emotions. I just remember a weird sensation that felt really nice followed by feelings of guilt and shame. I spent almost a good 10 years of my life doing the five knuckle shuffle. A lot of times were had good and bad. But as of July, 3rd 2012 I have been masturbation free. this has been the longest period of life since i began jacking off without masturbating. In a couple weeks ill make a year. Of course I miss jacking, but the things i gained compared to what ive left behind makes it an even trade off. Masturbation was used a tool for me to escape reality, instant gratification, and way of staving off pure boredom. But now im much more social, i enjoy the smaller things in life a lot more(women look so much better when youre not beating off), and i dont have to deal with any more post nut sluggishness. Im not tryna knock nobody for jacking, in fact next time you beating off rub one out for me. Im done brehs. Im putting on my coat and hat and going home.

 

[The Jewnited States]

i first jerked off in 2nd grade porn fukkin ruined my life

 

[lightskinjezebel]

bytch this is why you in the red. nasty ass

 

[Capitol]

First time I busted a nut was actually from a sex dream