I Want To Believe... But I Can't: The Official 2023 New York Yankees Off-season Thread

[Michael's Black Son]

That sequence WTF.

Hicks if you gon do this rundown song and dance, take your ass to home and whatever happens happens. Ump didn’t call you out bruh.

Kinda odd that the ump didn’t say shyt but at least the runner advances to third.

 

[tremonthustler1]

That sequence WTF.

Hicks if you gon do this rundown song and dance, take your ass to home and whatever happens happens. Ump didn’t call you out bruh.

They woulda overturned it, but clearly Hicks got tagged and he knew that.


At least Gleyber's wack ass is at 3B.

 

[g-ice]

Abreu in...good lord man

 

[NYChase718]

Cant even win a game wit a 6 run cole lead

 

[tremonthustler1]

Cant even win a game wit a 6 run cole lead

Cole and Boone.

 

[holidayinn21]

Cant even win a game wit a 6 run cole lead

Bad teams tend to do that. And this is a bad team

 

[holidayinn21]

I'm gonna cut Cole some slack today.

He's been the biggest reason why this team has stayed afloat.

Let's just hope that this was a one-off, and not the start of a pattern

 

[tremonthustler1]

I'm gonna cut Cole some slack today.

He's been the biggest reason why this team has stayed afloat.

Let's just hope that this was a one-off, and not the start of a pattern

Boone shoulda seen the 2 rockets that were hit off Cole and said, he's gassed. He kept him in because, oh well, bottom of the lineup, numbers dictate that he should get them out.

What these smart for nothing idiots don't get is that statistics is a combo of trends and outliers. When the Yankees stop treating analytics as a Bible and more of a mere guide, they'll be better off.


Shout outs to Gleyber Torres guaranteeing throughout this malaise that he shouldn't receive a contract extension of any kind. He deserves the out of nowhere Gumby trade this July.

 

[Tres Leches]

this team dumbass coach left the starter in too long

 

[the next guy]

we're ass right now

 

[Mike809]

Did the Yankees decide not to check this guy's health before signing him ?

 

[NYChase718]

Judge back tomorrow hopefully him and bader can join forces

 

[K-Apps]

Did the Yankees decide not to check this guy's health before signing him ?

Rodon’s wife doesn’t agree

 

[3rdLetter]

Sears stops throwing his fastball 1st pitch and all of a sudden these nikkas befuddled

 

[tremonthustler1]

DJ!

Best hitter we got