I Want To Believe... But I Can't: The Official 2023 New York Yankees Off-season Thread

[Grifter]

Martian has a torn UCL

this is why we can't have nice things

 

[puggle]

Entire medical team should be fired, I don't care if it's not their fault

 

[Walter H White]

SMH. Not the Martian!!!!!

 

[g-ice]

Of course he has a UCL…of course.

 

[Mantle Drunk]

This is devastating news for me. I’m speechless

 

[NYChase718]

 

[tremonthustler1]

I’m punting next year. This team needs to take a look in the mirror and come to terms with the fact that they’re just not anywhere close to title contention and while it sucks for Cole, next year is another season we’ll waste. But now the future of the team is not gonna have much of a season.

Isiah Kiner-Falefa will be here forever.

 

[holidayinn21]

It all seriousness, I think a lot of people are overreacting to the news

TJS puts him back by Opening day. May at the latest.

Gleyber tore his UCL in the minors, and was in the Majors less than a year later. I'm not tripping

 

[Michael's Black Son]

fukkin’ ridiculous

 

[tremonthustler1]

It all seriousness, I think a lot of people are overreacting to the news

TJS puts him back by Opening day. May at the latest.

Gleyber tore his UCL in the minors, and was in the Majors less than a year later. I'm not tripping

It’s the fukkin Yankees. When do they ever tell the truth about injury times?


TJS brings him back in April… on a competent team. The Yankees will coddle him. Then Cashman will keep him in AAA for unnecessary seasoning since word is he didn’t want him up here anyway. That’s if there’s no setbacks with the staff. In the interim, what are they gonna do at CF? Go back to Judge? Have IKF there? They never solved left field and all they needed was a lefty bat with a pulse and motivation. They’re gonna solve center?


The offseason is gonna be ridiculous and it’s all be based on the big lie which is “we’d be the ‘27 Yankees if healthy. Our lytics say so”

 

[Walter H White]

Knowing Yankees medical staff, they’ll have Martian rehab without surgery till spring training. Then out of the blue, they’ll say he needs TJS

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Get the damn surgery tomorrow.

 

[Grifter]

Florial is back.

 

[Nero Christ]

It all seriousness, I think a lot of people are overreacting to the news

TJS puts him back by Opening day. May at the latest.

Gleyber tore his UCL in the minors, and was in the Majors less than a year later. I'm not tripping

Nah this an Indian burial ground curse on this team man...this shyt unnatural

 

[Grifter]

doubleheader tomorrow