I understand now how people fall in love with strippers

[ThrobbingHood]

Strippers will have you feeling like it's a genuine connection and you're the first man that really struck her interest.


Meanwhile you just a fukking ATM to them

Luckily I was broke in high school so she was tricking on me which was weird. My dumbass was so green I didn’t put 2 + 2 together initially.

“Wow, they must pay really well at McDonald’s for her to have new shopping bags every week.”

 

[Crayola Coyote]

My first gf in high school was a stripper. I didn’t even know she was one until the end of our relationship so I can attest to this. They’ve maximized their power of seduction. They know how to make a man feel 7 ft tall.

when they see me they know not to play that nonsense.

 

[Gold]

Low Value Male babble

 

[semicko82]

Low Value Male babble

 

[KING WILL]

I don't understand how folks confuse falling in love and wanting to fukk real bad.

 

[xCivicx]

They're called "pros" for a reason

And I say that as a dude who doesnt fw strip clubs at all but has smashed strippers

 

[richaveli83]

High value men don't fall in love with strippers.

 

[The Fade]

they have a cool laid back energy, which might get some people

but its like a waiter making small talk to make shyt less awkward

but theyre naked

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

strippers are the goat

if you cant have a good conversation with a stripper then you are pitiful at speaking

if you can truly save one then you are a legend. its like playing on all madden difficulty and i, for one, enjoy the challenge

these women are crafty as shyt and have seen and heard it all. youre not gonna be able to tell fables to them and not get exposed and done nasty. no basic game is gonna work either

not for the faint of heart

if a glistening p*ssy and a$$hole got you in love then you arent built for that battle of trying to save one

best of luck to you on your journey though

5 stars

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

sidenote

the people who go to strip clubs for dances are doing it wrong

you go there with friends to drink like it was a bar except there happen to be friendly naked women everywhere instead of the normal bar crowd. and everyone in there is of a more similar mind set to you than at a regular bar

or maybe you go solo to just build some confidence in speaking with women

if you go just o spend money and get blue balls then you are fukking up

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

I’ve dated about 20 strippers in my life. They fun but most of them are jaded. That nite life sucks the soul out of a woman. fukk em and flee.

finest black stripper I ever saw was in Tootsies in MIA. 22yr old bytch from Jacksonville. All natural ass and t*ts that sent a shiver down my spine when she walked on stage.

 

[old pig]

glistening p*ssy and a$$hole

I never seen this poetic side of you my brother

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

sidenote

the people who go to strip clubs for dances are doing it wrong

you go there with friends to drink like it was a bar except there happen to be friendly naked women everywhere instead of the normal bar crowd. and everyone in there is of a more similar mind set to you than at a regular bar

or maybe you go solo to just build some confidence in speaking with women

if you go just o spend money and get blue balls then you are fukking up

Going with friends is a rookie move unless y’all are from out of town or your spending bread in VIP.

if you want to pull a bytch go alone.

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Going with friends is a rookie move unless y’all are from out of town or your spending bread in VIP.

if you want to pull a bytch go alone.

going with friends and trying to pull one is a rookie move but doable if youve already establish rapport with them. if its your first time at a club then no chance. vip definitely the play around here though if youre with a group..its just not worth it if its you and one other. gotta have at least 3 and everyone has to be live. if its just 2 and one wallflower then that isnt worth it either

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

I never seen this poetic side of you my brother

lol i thought i was quoting op but maybe i embellished a little. i just got back from the club myself