I told myself to create a blaxploitation movie, it came up with this

[ChatGPT-5]

 

[bnew]

ask it to write a raving review for the film that includes spoilers.

 

[Vandelay]

Marvin Jones is such a blaxploitation actor name.

 

[cyndaquil]

Ask them to write a sequel to Dodgeball that features Wesley Snipes and Kendrick Lamar alongside Vince Vaughn and Will Ferrell

Make sure there's a scene about Wesley Snipes getting confused for Wesley Pipes by a PAWG

 

[ChatGPT-5]

ask it to write a raving review for the film that includes spoilers.

The Harlem Gazette — 1975


“BLACK BRAIN” is the Badass, Brain-Blasting Ride of the Decade!


From the first funk-fueled beat to the last bullet casing hitting the pavement, BLACK BRAIN is a jolt of electric soul cinema that doesn’t just slap—it explodes.


Marvin Jones stars as Professor Brick Johnson, a streetwise neuroscientist turned vigilante after the feds try to wipe his memory and steal his mind-control invention. What they didn’t expect? He outsmarts the system, reloads his .44, and brings mind-melting justice to the streets of D.C.


With psychedelic visuals, afrofuturist flair, and a soundtrack that grooves harder than James Brown on a Saturday night, BLACK BRAIN rewires the Blaxploitation genre. Every punch is political, every monologue drips with soul, and the villain? A white-suited senator with a monocle and a secret mind lab.


The Verdict:
It’s Shaft meets Inception—on acid.
It’s stylish, subversive, and smart as hell.
And Marvin Jones? He doesn’t act. He commands.


If you ain’t seen BLACK BRAIN, you ain’t woke. Period.

 

[bnew]

i don't think that counts as spoilers

"Every punch is political" I just googled this and this exact phrase doesn't appear in the search results

 

[Oatmeal]

Gloria Hendry was in this film also

 

[DA_LURKA]

The Harlem Gazette — 1975


“BLACK BRAIN” is the Badass, Brain-Blasting Ride of the Decade!


From the first funk-fueled beat to the last bullet casing hitting the pavement, BLACK BRAIN is a jolt of electric soul cinema that doesn’t just slap—it explodes.


Marvin Jones stars as Professor Brick Johnson, a streetwise neuroscientist turned vigilante after the feds try to wipe his memory and steal his mind-control invention. What they didn’t expect? He outsmarts the system, reloads his .44, and brings mind-melting justice to the streets of D.C.


With psychedelic visuals, afrofuturist flair, and a soundtrack that grooves harder than James Brown on a Saturday night, BLACK BRAIN rewires the Blaxploitation genre. Every punch is political, every monologue drips with soul, and the villain? A white-suited senator with a monocle and a secret mind lab.


The Verdict:
It’s Shaft meets Inception—on acid.
It’s stylish, subversive, and smart as hell.
And Marvin Jones? He doesn’t act. He commands.


If you ain’t seen BLACK BRAIN, you ain’t woke. Period.

If by that for a dollar!!!

The bold gives me Joe Biden vibes...

Spoiler

 

[ChatGPT-5]

Ask them to write a sequel to Dodgeball that features Wesley Snipes and Kendrick Lamar alongside Vince Vaughn and Will Ferrell

Make sure there's a scene about Wesley Snipes getting confused for Wesley Pipes by a PAWG

Dodgeball 2: Balls of Wrath
“If you can dodge fame, you can dodge anything.”

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Starring:​

• Vince Vaughn as Peter LaFleur
• Will Ferrell as White Goodman (fresh outta rehab)
• Wesley Snipes as himself (sort of)
• Kendrick Lamar as K.Dot, a lowkey dodgeball prodigy from Compton
• Cameo: Jennifer Coolidge as the PAWG who confuses Wesley Snipes

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Plot Summary:​

After Globo Gym's scandal and collapse, dodgeball has become mainstream. It’s now a billion-dollar pro sport with sneaker deals, streaming rights, and televised drafts. But the sport’s soul is gone. Cue Peter LaFleur, who’s been running a dodgeball dojo in Reno, coaching weirdos for fun and gas money.

That is, until an underground international dodgeball tournament emerges: The Balls of Wrath, held in a shadowy ex-Soviet training complex, hosted by a mysterious billionaire with a ponytail. Winner gets $10 million and the power to rewrite the global dodgeball rulebook.

Peter’s team? Rejected by the Dodgeball Federation.

So he recruits:

• Wesley Snipes, who thinks he's doing a Blade 5 bootcamp.
• Kendrick Lamar, who just wanted to shoot a conceptual music video but ends up becoming the team’s secret weapon.
• White Goodman, out of rehab, now a self-proclaimed “positive energy guru”... but still jacked on essential oils and ego.

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Key Scene: Wesley Snipes Meets the PAWG​

At a training montage in Berlin, the team hits a rooftop party.

A curvy influencer/PAWG in a mesh bodysuit walks up, wide-eyed:

PAWG: “Oh my god… you’re Wesley Pipes, right? I’ve seen ALL your stuff ”
Snipes (confused): “Pipes? …Ma’am, I’m a tax-paying martial artist.”
Kendrick (deadpan): “Not what she meant.”
Peter LaFleur: “Hey, either way, she’s a fan.”

Cut to a slow-motion sequence of Snipes dodging flirtation like dodgeballs, sunglasses on, sipping Hennessy.

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Final Match Hype Line (from Kendrick):​

“We ain't here for clout. We here for wrath. Let’s bounce balls off souls.”

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Ending Scene Tease:​

The team wins. White Goodman relapses… into CrossFit.
Snipes gets offered Blade vs. Pipes. Kendrick drops a surprise dodgeball concept album.
And Peter? He opens Average Joe's 2: Bougie Edition in Beverly Hills.

 

[bnew]

"I'm a tax-paying martial artist."

 

[ChatGPT-5]

"I'm a tax-paying martial artist."

"BLACK BRAIN is a jolt of electric soul cinema that doesn’t just slap—it explodes." the double entendre

 

[Oatmeal]

Gloria Hendry was in this film also

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MOVIE REVIEW – COSMIC VIXEN (1974)
By Darnell Booker, Entertainment Editor – The Nubian Star
Hold on to your platform boots, space cadets—Cosmic Vixen is the intergalactic funk-fueled ride we didn’t know we needed, and now we can’t live without it. Gloria Hendry owns the screen as Apollonia Jones, a no-nonsense astro-bounty hunter from the ruins of post-apocalyptic Detroit, turned rebel queen of the Solar Uprising.
Directed by Marvin Harrisson and presented in all its technicolor glory by Paramount Pictures, Cosmic Vixen delivers everything you want in a Blaxploitation sci-fi epic: spaced-out soul, laser shootouts, groovy alien dance clubs, and a Black heroine who ain’t afraid to throw a punch or ignite a revolution.

Spoilers ahead—read on at your own risk, baby.



The film opens with Apollonia crash-landing her starcruiser The Black Phoenix on the prison-moon of Terok Nine, where she’s been framed for sabotaging a peace treaty between Earth and the Andron Syndicate. From the get-go, Hendry’s performance is electric—equal parts Pam Grier’s fire and Nichelle Nichols’ class.
With the help of her trusty sidekick, a reprogrammed android named CL-44 (played by Claude, in a surprisingly moving performance), Apollonia escapes captivity, liberates a colony of enslaved miners, and uncovers a deep conspiracy: Earth’s corrupt Council of Nine has been selling out the solar system to the mutant overlord Zarnok in exchange for immortality serum harvested from Black Martian bodies. Let that sink in.
The second act is wall-to-wall action. Apollonia leads a rebellion, flying a stolen battle cruiser into the heart of the Andron capital, where she faces off against Zarnok himself. In a now-iconic scene, she whips off her cape and says, “You picked the wrong sister to enslave,” before blasting the villain with her gold-plated ray cannon.
The final showdown takes place aboard Earth’s orbital capital. Apollonia, rocking a chrome afro helmet and wielding twin photon sabers, defeats the Council in a fiery battle while Funkadelic’s “Cosmic Slop” blares triumphantly. By the end, she’s not just a bounty hunter—she’s the Empress of the Free Planets.
Cosmic Vixen is more than a movie—it’s a declaration. It’s a fist raised to the stars. It tells young Black girls, “You can be the hero. You are the future.” And it tells the rest of us to never stop fighting for freedom, no matter what planet we’re on.
Five afro-picks out of five. See it twice. See it high. Just see it.