Basil of Baker Street said: ↵
1. I told her I make six figs and I'm in a leadership role. Not true.
2. I told her I have all types of investments and residual income. Not true.
3. I told her I have a retirement plan in place that will have me retired by 50. Not even close.
4. I told her I have close friends...not true. This is probably the main one that will screw me...she's wanting a wedding where there's like best man and groomsmen and stuff but I have absolutely no one to fill those roles.
5. I lied about my body count.
6. I lied about pretty much all of my previous relationships.
7. I lied about never cheating. I have. Including cheating on her.
8. I lied about being a Christian. I really could not give a shyt and actually prefer not to go to church ever