I thought thot music was some new age shyt. Dafuk was our grannies doin?
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You cats never read the old testament? King David was straight up a drill artist and had tons of hoes. King David's wives - Wikipedia
At least 5 hoes, and don't think marriage back then was some sister wives shyt. Nah, it's literally saying "married" 3 times level of easiness. The dude who drives his chicks' Honda Accord has done more to be "wifed" up than David. David had babymama's and side-chicks.
Here's a translation for the square cats of his wikipedia page:
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In the biblical narrative, David is a young shepherd who first gains fame as a musician and later by killing Goliath(Drill artist who gets famous for catching a body). He becomes a favorite of King Saul and a close friend of Saul's son Jonathan. (Becomes homies with the connect) Worried that David is trying to take this throne, Saul turns on David(Meet me alone under the bridge, but David knows a set-up). After Saul and Jonathan are killed in battle, David is anointed as King(Sometimes your ops get wacked by another set). David conquers Jerusalem, taking the Ark of the Covenant into the city, and establishing the kingdom founded by Saul(David takes over the block and the connect). As king, David arranges the death of Uriah the Hittite to cover his adultery with Bathsheba(Side-chick and drilling the Ex); the text in the Bible does not explicitly state whether Bathsheba consented or not for sex. According to biblical text, God denies him the opportunity to build the temple and his son, Absalom, tries to overthrow him. David flees Jerusalem during Absalom's rebellion(The block turns against David and he has to leave), but after Absalom's death he returns to the city to rule Israel. Before his peaceful death, he chooses his son Solomon as his successor. He is mentioned in the prophetic literature as an ideal king and an ancestor of a future Messiah, and many psalms are ascribed to him."
Think about it like this: these old heffa's were reading shyt like this for hours a day. So much murder, sex , violence... you don't think it impacted them. Old Testament OG's make Alpo and Wayne Perry look soft. The bible also has a ton of sex as well. The next time you see that 90 year old granny down the street... remember that she probably has read these stories over a million times.
At least 5 hoes, and don't think marriage back then was some sister wives shyt. Nah, it's literally saying "married" 3 times level of easiness. The dude who drives his chicks' Honda Accord has done more to be "wifed" up than David. David had babymama's and side-chicks.
Here's a translation for the square cats of his wikipedia page:
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In the biblical narrative, David is a young shepherd who first gains fame as a musician and later by killing Goliath(Drill artist who gets famous for catching a body). He becomes a favorite of King Saul and a close friend of Saul's son Jonathan. (Becomes homies with the connect) Worried that David is trying to take this throne, Saul turns on David(Meet me alone under the bridge, but David knows a set-up). After Saul and Jonathan are killed in battle, David is anointed as King(Sometimes your ops get wacked by another set). David conquers Jerusalem, taking the Ark of the Covenant into the city, and establishing the kingdom founded by Saul(David takes over the block and the connect). As king, David arranges the death of Uriah the Hittite to cover his adultery with Bathsheba(Side-chick and drilling the Ex); the text in the Bible does not explicitly state whether Bathsheba consented or not for sex. According to biblical text, God denies him the opportunity to build the temple and his son, Absalom, tries to overthrow him. David flees Jerusalem during Absalom's rebellion(The block turns against David and he has to leave), but after Absalom's death he returns to the city to rule Israel. Before his peaceful death, he chooses his son Solomon as his successor. He is mentioned in the prophetic literature as an ideal king and an ancestor of a future Messiah, and many psalms are ascribed to him."
Think about it like this: these old heffa's were reading shyt like this for hours a day. So much murder, sex , violence... you don't think it impacted them. Old Testament OG's make Alpo and Wayne Perry look soft. The bible also has a ton of sex as well. The next time you see that 90 year old granny down the street... remember that she probably has read these stories over a million times.
Dirty Mcdrawz
Your girl loves em....
My grandma use to play some dirty blues song. I swear to god one of them was about p*ssy juice.
Mikael Blowpiff
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your grandma let lester from down the way beat the p*ssy up because he pushed a deuce and a quarter *shrugs*