A fat chick metooed me off that 4 Loko.
I didn't know what the shyt was and she was adding straight vodka to it.
Blacked out and came to on top of her with my
dikc in her. I dismounted and walked her out.. then I got in the shower, leaning against the wall ready to cry. I washed and washed but couldn't get clean.
Edit: this is absolutely true including me feeling upset by it. But when I tell it and when I write it here I mean it to be funny. And it looks like that's translating. I took my L and I can laugh about it. Cause I knew she was thirsty and I knew it was me and her and we were drinking. So if anything, I needed to do better.
I was just thinking that if this was reversed ..