TheBeigeBomber
#Fukkery
i got my 4th driving test tomorrow.
got caught speeding on the first one. i was on a parkway going 70 and there was a roundabout coming up. i was busy looking at what exit i needed so i missed the spped change to 40. instructor started sweating and sitting up in his seat cus he thought i wasnt gonna slow down in time. im a pro at this driving shyt of course i slowed down in time
should have passed on the 2nd one but apparently having a bad attitude is enough reason to fail 3rd one i hit a curb going like 40 and popped my instructors tire 30 seconds into the test
im gonna drink some vodka and smoke a joint before this test to calm my nerves tho. i dont know how to act around civilians. like the average working square. they just c*nts to me for no reason.
they try and make conversation with me during a driving test i tell them i dont want to talk im trying to concentrate and they get all mad and start giving me minors and majors for nothing.
4th attempt
i needed a woman examinor to pass because men dont like me :chattypaddy:
I DID THIS FOR MY BLOCK MOTHERfukkERS