I passed gas in the grocery store line and actually got me a number today from it.

[M617]

i couldnt even believe it. i was inline at the grocery store getting a few things when last nights meal was brewing up. i didnt realize anyone was behind me so i let loose. one of those silent farts that let out alot of steam like a tank engine.felt good. 5 seconds later i hear a girls voice say "oh my gowd" and i turn around and she is looking at me like this.

i laugh and tell her im sorry and had no idea she was there. to break the ice i told her how good the meal was i ate the night before was and that something so good always has to end bad. she laughed. thats when i pulled out the "hey let me cook for you some time I have skills in the kitchen and i bet if we match our farts together since yours will smell like roses it will mask my smell of garbage"

she laughed and we took out our iphones and got eachothers number. i have no idea what will come of this but i will call her this weekend. never picked up a chick like this hopefully it works out i could see myself going steady long term with her we had a moment

 

[BrothaZay]

i still gave you a one star but

 

[TRUEST]

yall n1ggas and these fantasies. yall something else

 

[AkaDemiK]

dead @ that pic

 

[flea]

lol @ the thought of going steady with a broad u just met. this is why u clowns get your little hearts broken.

 

[beenz]

this is a

you can start out the first date shytting in front of her without even being embarrassed.

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

what kinda afro-deezyacts you gonna put in her food?

 

[OPTiMO]

have u texted her or anything yet?

 

[M617]

what kinda afro-deezyacts you gonna put in her food?

none she is white i doubt she has eaten or even would like African spices

have u texted her or anything yet?

no im going to tommorow. im trying to play it off as the bad ass she met in the store who has other roosters in his stable

 

[OPTiMO]

none she is white i doubt she has eaten or even would like African spices



no im going to tommorow. im trying to play it off as the bad ass she met in the store who has over roosters in his stable

fasho




u never know with these chicks, she coulda gave you a wrong number just so you'd stop talking to her... as she was giving it to you, you shoulda pulled out your phone and dialed it like

 

[Fmju]

This has written all over it but if it's true son DO NOT CALL THAT bytch cuz she gonna light your crib the fukk up. The fumes gon be so potent you gon need a hazmat suit to get in your house. She might get tried for bio terrorism and you'll get them accomplice charges and imma be sitting here at your ass cuz

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

none she is white i doubt she has eaten or even would like African spices



no im going to tommorow. im trying to play it off as the bad ass she met in the store who has other roosters in his stable

oh in that case get a puppy and keep it in your room

you will thank me later

 

[FrederickDouglas]

I wouldn't be bragging about getting her number bro

 

[Captain Crunch]

Nice one OP
FTR OP DO NOT TEXT HER, just call to set up plans, no need to spend all day texting her over some frivolous shyt.

 

[MustafaSTL]