I just made a Redman thread the other day highlighting the second verse on Soopaman Luva 3;
his most fukkeriest most stankin'est most grittiest most grimiest verse ever
song is pure fukkery, but the SUPREME fukkery begins at 2:00
Aiyyo, knock knock, "Who is it?"
"It's the Soopa, here to pay that ass a visit
Heard you wasn't givin up your p*ssy
So I got the right dikk to get with
Where yo' man at bytch?" "He's out of town flippin biscuits"
"Well open up the do' den, before I start unloadin
on your p*ssy from here and leave it swollen"
"Aiyyo how I know it's you?" "Aiyyo check my credentials"
"I eat yo' gun lead and shyt out number two pencils
I ate a ton of dog shyt ain't never got sick
bytch I even know how many keys your man flip
I'm low down and dirty, but not insane
bytch I know all these p*ssy ass cops by their first name
Smoked a pound of Purple Rain and kept control
bytch I was the third nikka on the grassy knoll
And you askin me, how you know it's the Soopa
Open the door, I just blast on state trooper"
She opened up the door, and I walked in
She grabbed the hammer, and nailed it till I'm locked in
I said, "Yo whassup bytch? You must be trippin"
You must wanna see how this thirty-eight be spittin"
"Nah nah boo, it's my ex-boyfriend, he be buggin
He can't take it no more than I don't wanna fukk him
I was gonna get this nikka Faride to snuff him"
"Well if he come back through, I'm not talkin I'm bustin
Zip my zipper down bytch and start suckin
Get your anus wet for long dikk fukkin"
"Oooh, I like the way you talk, just Put It In My Mouth"
"Yeah, and I'ma keep that shyt in when I'm comin"
fukked for thirty-six minutes and twelve seconds
"Hit it from the back yo" oh yeah bytch no question
Turn that ass around, she had tattoos of names on her back
She said, "I keep track"
I started readin her back, I couldn't believe
I read one name it said EPMD
I turned her ass around I said no it couldn't be
It was the J-to-tha-A-to-tha-N-to-tha-E
Her p*ssy walls grabbed my dikk so I'm stuck
So I burnt that ass from that blunt hash that I lit up
"Owwwww!!" She jumped up, puffed up, started yellin
I smacked her, cracked her, put her in a full nelson
"Okay, okay, okay, okay, I give up
Besides Soopaman Luva, I think I hear my nikka"
Aiyyo car pulls up, he steps up *skreech* and stick his keys in
The door opened, I snatched him up for no reason
Gave him a two piece with a biscuit, laid him out
Oh shyt, it was that nikka Parrish Smith