I never knew Michael Irvin almost caught a body. Jerry Jones saved him

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

Anymore Cowboys stories? I want to hear more about the White House

Nate Newton, Charles Haley, Michael Irvin and Erik Williams talked about wanting to have fun but "be respectable about their shyt." They bought a white-colored house right next to the practice facility in Valley Ranch.

They had a constant supply of coke, alcohol and heauxs running in and out of the place. Neighbors didn't realize what was going on since they didn't get too loud and rowdy. The neighborhood was mostly quiet. The guys had cameras installed all over that place (allegedly). Mike was one of the few guys that could spend all night getting high and running with half-a-dozen women but was always the first person at practice........outrunning everyone in team sprints. The young brehs tried to keep up with him but they couldn't handle it.

Jimmy was able to control the party animals. He let Mike get away with crazy stuff because Mike was ALWAYS ready to go at practice and in games. The younger dudes that COULD hang with Mike and perform were 'OK' but the guys that showed up sloppy drunk and high would get cut. Jimmy left and Barry took over. The team still had the party ways but no one to control the egos and personalities when Switzer became coach. Sucks because honestly the 1994 team that lost to the Niners in the NFC Championship game....that was their best squad, no question. With Jimmy, they win that game (don't get down 21-0 five minutes into the game - lose 38 to 28) and curb stomp San Diego in the SB.

Emmitt was considered a "good guy." Not a square but he'd go out with a few girls, dancing and stuff....maybe take one or two home, but definitely not on that drug stuff. His parents, especially his mom, were a good influence on him. Never really heard any mess out of him.

The white guys on the team tended to hang together (except Kevin Gogan who I think preferred the sistas), like Moose, Troy and Jay Novacek. Jay Novacek and Aikman both grew up on farms so it makes sense that they'd get along. The type of dudes that had to get up in 4 am and move bales of hay before school..that kind of shyt.

Jerry had a giant book full of the best looking flight attendants from American Airlines. Dude also had their measurements (38-24-38 lol). Not sure how he got that info but...who knows.

Charles Haley got mad with Jerry didn't give Emmitt a big contract before the start of the '93 season. Everyone knows that the 'Boys lost their first two games. What many forgot was that Charles got so mad at Jerry, he threw a helmet and put a huge dent in the locker room wall. The helmet barely missed hitting Jerry straight upside the head. Imagine the shyt-storm in today's world.

 

[Big Boss]

 

[MikelArteta]

Nate Newton, Charles Haley, Michael Irvin and Erik Williams talked about wanting to have fun but "be respectable about their shyt." They bought a white-colored house right next to the practice facility in Valley Ranch.

They had a constant supply of coke, alcohol and heauxs running in and out of the place. Neighbors didn't realize what was going on since they didn't get too loud and rowdy. The neighborhood was mostly quiet. The guys had cameras installed all over that place (allegedly). Mike was one of the few guys that could spend all night getting high and running with half-a-dozen women but was always the first person at practice........outrunning everyone in team sprints. The young brehs tried to keep up with him but they couldn't handle it.

Jimmy was able to control the party animals. He let Mike get away with crazy stuff because Mike was ALWAYS ready to go at practice and in games. The younger dudes that COULD hang with Mike and perform were 'OK' but the guys that showed up sloppy drunk and high would get cut. Jimmy left and Barry took over. The team still had the party ways but no one to control the egos and personalities when Switzer became coach. Sucks because honestly the 1994 team that lost to the Niners in the NFC Championship game....that was their best squad, no question. With Jimmy, they win that game (don't get down 21-0 five minutes into the game - lose 38 to 28) and curb stomp San Diego in the SB.

Emmitt was considered a "good guy." Not a square but he'd go out with a few girls, dancing and stuff....maybe take one or two home, but definitely not on that drug stuff. His parents, especially his mom, were a good influence on him. Never really heard any mess out of him.

The white guys on the team tended to hang together (except Kevin Gogan who I think preferred the sistas), like Moose, Troy and Jay Novacek. Jay Novacek and Aikman both grew up on farms so it makes sense that they'd get along. The type of dudes that had to get up in 4 am and move bales of hay before school..that kind of shyt.

Jerry had a giant book full of the best looking flight attendants from American Airlines. Dude also had their measurements (38-24-38 lol). Not sure how he got that info but...who knows.

Charles Haley got mad with Jerry didn't give Emmitt a big contract before the start of the '93 season. Everyone knows that the 'Boys lost their first two games. What many forgot was that Charles got so mad at Jerry, he threw a helmet and put a huge dent in the locker room wall. The helmet barely missed hitting Jerry straight upside the head. Imagine the shyt-storm in today's world.

They need a show like winning time

 

[Jplaya2023]

Mike was just practicing for his role in the lingest yard. Babyback bytch!!

 

[Rigby.]

Idk how Playmaker heart still going

 

[J-MIL]

Irvin was a wild boy back in the day

Good interview here

 

[hitmonlee]

this one of the best use of the gif ive seen lmao

 

[Erratic415]

Irvin also allegedly beat up a volunteer ref during a charity basketball game.

The Haley stories are just sick.

The reputation started with the penis—a fire hose of an organ that brought Haley more pride than any game-winning tackle. As he grew comfortable in the 49ers locker room, Haley would stroll up to an unsuspecting teammate, whip out his phallus, and repeatedly stroke it in his face. Players initially laughed it off. But Haley refused to stop.

He would jerk off in the locker room, in the trainer’s room. He’d wrap his hand around his penis, turn toward a Joe Montana or John Taylor, and bellow, “You know you wanna suck this!” or “You only wish you had this, baby!”

“Charles used to beat off in meetings while talking graphically about players’ wives,” says Michael Silver, who covered the 49ers for the Santa Rosa Press Democrat. “It got to the point of ejaculation.”

Haley was socially awkward and unflinchingly vicious. He’d been prescribed medication to treat manic depression, but would take the pills one day, then skip them the next two or three. Haley once exposed himself to reporter Ann Killion of the San Jose Mercury News, a pathetic attempt at gender intimidation.

He rarely passed up the opportunity to verbally pounce on a teammate’s shortcoming—an ugly child, a protruding mole, a lisp.

“Charles was a great player,” says Dexter Carter, the former 49er running back. “But there’s only so much a man can tolerate.” Once he got going, the words flew from Haley’s mouth as if they were shot from a Browning .50-caliber machine gun. Anyone effeminate was a “fa-got.” African-American players who became close with the coaching staff were “house n-ggers” and “Uncle Toms.” Whites were “honk-es” and Hispanics “sp-cs.” (A joke Haley told with particular brio: What do a Mexican and a hotel have in common? A mop.) Twice, his racial barbs resulted in fights with 49er teammate Jim Burt, a white defensive lineman who decked Haley both times.

“On his first day at Valley Ranch, Haley arrived in the conference room for a defensive film session dressed only in a towel. ‘The next thing you know, Charles is lying naked on the floor in front of the screen, entertaining himself,’ said teammate Tony Casillas.”

Haley “quickly earned high praise as one of the league’s dominant quarterback killers. And as one of its most imbalanced.”

Once Haley wrapped an Ace bandage around it and strolled through the locker room, screaming, “I’m the last naked warrior!”

Once in a team meeting, Haley came back from the bathroom, pulled down his shorts, wiped his as-, and threw his poopy toilet paper at 49ers linebacker coach John Marshall.

During another team meeting, Haley whispered to teammate Scott Case, “Scott, turn around, I gotta show you something… Scott, dammit, turn around! You need to see this!” When Case turned around, according to Pearlman, he “saw Haley’s erect penis stretched across the desk.”

 

[Kornball The Conqueror]

his cte was acting up

 

[<<TheStandard>>]

Michael Irvin would have been in jail and suspended for 2 years in Roger Gooddell's NFL....

just a different era

 

[the elastic]

More reasons to hate the Cowboys franchise

 

[LezJepzin]

@ them beating SF in the 1994 NFC Championship if Jimmy didn't get let go by Jerry .

So many players on those Cowboys teams are fortunate their wasn't social media/smart phones back then and Jerry Jones money is long to keep any "Me too" allegations from the 90s to surface.

 

[who_better_than_me]

Dont push nobody if you ain't really about that

Better ask Poole

 

[who_better_than_me]

Michael Irvin would have been in jail and suspended for 2 years in Roger Gooddell's NFL....

just a different era

LT wouldn’t have made it to the GOAT status in Goodells era. A lot of players wouldn’t have been “players” in his league. I remember a former cowboys saying Pac-Man Jones got to the Boys 15 years late. Implying I guess he would’ve been a HOF during Jimmys times