I Need Help Getting Hoodrats Brehs

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DONT DO IT!!!
they're sex game is top notch, they're crazy fertile, and come w/ extreme baggage.

best case scenario you have some drama free sex (yea right), worst case you have some of her guys crawling through your window.
 

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Yeah, but it has to come naturally. Put it in your own words. Hoodrats live for authenticity.

The funny thing is I got 1 hoodrat on my team that I can say anything to.
She called me from a private number not too long ago and I was like " who is this"
She say ":oh so you don't remember my voice?!"
I tell her "you gotta bend over from the back and I might remember"
Moments later she agreed that she would go to the hotel with me when I get a room.
 

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DONT DO IT!!!
they're sex game is top notch, they're crazy fertile, and come w/ extreme baggage.

best case scenario you have some drama free sex (yea right), worst case you have some of her guys crawling through your window.

:wow:

I want to breh, I really want to.

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The funny thing is I got 1 hoodrat on my team that I can say anything to.
She called me from a private number not too long ago and I was like " who is this"
She say ":oh so you don't remember my voice?!"
I tell her "you gotta bend over from the back and I might remember"
Moments later she agreed that she would go to the hotel with me when I get a room.

also establish that you ain't looking for nothing more than sex. Last thing you want is a baby mamma from her.
 

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:what:

Hell naw. That shyt ain't gone work.
Them hoes gone stop fukking with me immediately.

:manny: should have done so from the beginning. If not, just be careful and not fukk around too much. One accident, and your life over.
 

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What im saying is if you hit a hoe up saying "I just wanna fukk", she gone stop talking immediately.

If you smashing it already, just act cool. If not, close the deal ASAP. more you wait = less chances of you smashing.
 

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Nah im not smashing yet.
I've known her for a while but never smashed.
She's on lock though.

For real, if you don't close on it soon, you never gonna get it. Hoodrats love when dudes are direct from the get-go.
 

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It be some thick ass hood rats I be wishing I could hit but I can't.
Im too much of the opposite of what they want.
Im smart, I don't go clubbing every week, I don't listen to Boosie or Wayne, I don't sell dope, I care about too much stuff, etc.
Im like Trey from Boyz N Da Hood.
Closest thing to hood is my accent but I still use correct grammar.
Dudes be talking about how easy it is to get hoodrats but its not for me.
I needs help brehs :sadcam:

find u a thick bougie chick/s to smash, you don't want none of that hood life drama ... the mindfukk that comes with the notorious hood rat isn't worth the adventure.

if u really need to venture in that direction then rent dime/s off backpages.
 
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