I mean Cheddar Bay Biscuits are good as hell but not this damn good :wtf:

[desp]

I know it's fake, but this shyt here has me crying:

“After he ate the first one he looked at us and asked if the biscuits are really free,” another guest, Kelly Gee, tells us. “I said ‘heck yeah those are free, eat as many as you want’. After about 30 I see him over asking the manager what was the record for most biscuits ate. He just came back and said I think I can do 415, and started really digging in. His beard was covered in crumbs.”

Shalin reported feeling dizzy upon consuming #412. Friends encouraged him to stop, but he continued with #413. Immediately after eating Shalin fell on the ground convulsing.

I guess some British news site published this too, not realizing it was a fake story.

 

[L&HH]

Ruby tuesdays should be ashamed of themselves for giving people them hard ass nasty ass biscuits

hard, dry, it was pure basura

But the waitress serving them was

 

[Rawtid]

Elizabeth, I'm coming to join you honey

 

[Non Sequitur]

Yes, they really are that good

 

[Silkk]

Fammmmmmmmmm

 

[Higher Tech]

the story was so ridiculous I knew there was something off.

Me too, I started reading the other articles, because it just HAD to be fake.

















But it had me going for a min, lol.

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

hope he dies for being so dumb

 

[Kid McNamara]

Dumbass cac shyt. And when I use cac I use it to describe dumbass white people.

Just like when white folks use ******, they are only using it to describe dumb ******s black people right? Right.

 

[TreyAce]

 

[CJ]

I know those biscuits from Red Lobster are good and all.. but and in one sitting :deadcena:

Then again, given all the ways people are killed these days... is possibly dying by a food you love really that bad?

I wonder if the chef is or given all the biscuits he had to bake that night.

 

[Arcavian]

Yall really believe someone ate 400 biscuits?

 

[MoneyTron]

All you had to read was this...

Doctors believe the butter from the biscuits have blocked signals coming from Shalin’s brain. In an early morning update hospital officials state that they have drained approximately 2 gallons of butter already and expect him to make a full recovery once the rest is clear.

How do you drain butter from someone's body?

 

[TheNig]

Just like when white folks use ******, they are only using it to describe dumb ******s black people right? Right.

Don't know what you're looking for and don't care.

 

[Sampson]

I seriously doubt most people could eat 40 biscuits. Too damn filling.

 

[Ricky Church]

them biscuits do go the fukk down tho...