i know how they should do undertakers send-off

[Mike the Executioner]

they should have undertaker fight a wolf in the ring. and undertaker is about to tombstone the wolf, when the lights go out. then the lights come back on some seconds later and there is a pack of wolves biting and mauling the undertaker.

undertakers falls down and succumbs to the wolves, and he starts running out of the ring with the wolves chasing him down the aisle.

and the camera follows it backstage where undertaker is on the ground with all the wolves piled on top of him and theres blood by now. some wrestlers come break it up, and then the doctors come and announce he is dead.

This might be the single greatest post in TSC history. Thread was so ahead of its time, when OP was talking about the future, he was reminiscing.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

NUMBER TWO PENCILS ONLY!

 

[Mikael Blowpiff]

 

[Francis White]

@War Word the Arch Angel was indeed ahead of his time. The most bizarre TSC thread in history.

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Should be in the rafters

 

[Devilinurear]

I said it years ago that after Taker's last Mania fight he should just collapse in the ring while the lights and lightning flicker then the whole arena gets dark. Then all of a sudden you see Fred Durst on the stage screaming "HOLY MACARONI! TAKER YOU AIN'T GOING OUT LIKE THAT!" Then "Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'!" starts playing in the arena and the lights come back on and see that Taker has transformed into Biker Taker and one of his minions rides his Chopper Motorcycle down to the ring. Taker boots the minion off and he hops on and he rides the cycle up the ramp.... stops to raise his fist one last time... daps up Fred then rides off and show him riding to Death Valley... the end.

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Bump

 

[Homer Simpson]

This is the perfect year to incorporate wolves into the finish

 

[TheAlbionist]

#GiveWolvesAChance

 

[The Rainmaker]

Classic Push the wolves

 

[Art Barr]

they should have undertaker fight a wolf in the ring. and undertaker is about to tombstone the wolf, when the lights go out. then the lights come back on some seconds later and there is a pack of wolves biting and mauling the undertaker.

undertakers falls down and succumbs to the wolves, and he starts running out of the ring with the wolves chasing him down the aisle.

and the camera follows it backstage where undertaker is on the ground with all the wolves piled on top of him and theres blood by now. some wrestlers come break it up, and then the doctors come and announce he is dead.

this reads like vkm's internal conflict.
when he proposed and booked the worst Farrah Abrahams rated wrasslin gimmick match in history.
when he booked the kennel in hell match.

art barr

 

[Art Barr]

in a perfect world.
punisher martinez should be whom undertaker passes the power of the taker, too.
which results in that punishment Martinez in wwe push.
where he takes over as the supernatural top character draw from bray Wyatt if needed.



art barr

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

i love when i get a random dap from an old thread and when i see it immediately know the thread and am

 

[NYChase718]

 

[Riley Escobar]

top 10 GOAT threads in TSC history