i know how they should do undertakers send-off

[trick]

I said it years ago that after Taker's last Mania fight he should just collapse in the ring while the lights and lightning flicker then the whole arena gets dark. Then all of a sudden you see Fred Durst on the stage screaming "HOLY MACARONI! TAKER YOU AIN'T GOING OUT LIKE THAT!" Then "Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'!" starts playing in the arena and the lights come back on and see that Taker has transformed into Biker Taker and one of his minions rides his Chopper Motorcycle down to the ring. Taker boots the minion off and he hops on and he rides the cycle up the ramp.... stops to raise his fist one last time... daps up Fred then rides off and show him riding to Death Valley... the end.

 

[ThatKidBlackHippy]

wolves

 

[jackswstd]

WTF this ain't Twilight.

 

[krackdagawd]

:wtfvince:

 

[K-Apps]

 

[Reggie]

I think that would be a good ending i also feel that Takers last moment in the ring should be as the Deadman character.

 

[ThatTruth777]

they should have undertaker fight a wolf in the ring.

 

[Mikael Blowpiff]

I could watch that... just for the comic relief of watching Alex Riley and Primo & Epico get their WrestleMania camera time by trying to restrain a wolf.

Zack Ryder would come down and get his arm ripped off by one of the wolves while John Morrison and Zack's Dad are looking down from a skybox smirking and sipping on the finest wheatgrass juices.

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

this is one funny ass thread

 

[luckyse7enz]

An Undertaker send-off that doesn't involve Paul Bearer, druids, or at LEAST a casket/funeral is one that isn't worth watching.

 

[StatUS]

There's only one way he's going out :cenasabo:

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

I want some detailed booking laid out on how he ends up fighting a wolf.

There's only one way he's going out :cenasabo:

With a victory over Cena at WM30.

 

[Bean]

 

[CBSkyline]

Why not, after all it's not supposed to be good :smugcena:

 

[Fellatio]