The chick i dated before i met my wife, she was a Jesus freak AND she was a virgin that wasn't even thinking of letting me even smell that puss before marriage. at first i was like
, i can break this bytch down and get them draws. she asked me to go to church with her and i was like "ok, no prob." during service i was like
. i was positive that she was part of a cult. weirdest church i had ever been to. but i kept up with my mission to get them panny drawz. had her at the crib one night on my bed with her skirt up dry humping the shyt out of her and sucking them titties
. i knew i was in there. got the panties down and was rubbing my dikk between those lips and just as i started to penetrate, she snapped out of it and got up and ran to the bathroom. she stayed in my bathroom for 2 hours crying and praying
. i finally got fed up with trying to talk to her through the door and i got a wire hanger and unlocked the door, thew her clothes at her and
. she called me about 2 weeks later apologizing for what happened and asked could she take me out to dinner. i said ok because i really liked her, so i went. i met her at this Chinese restaurant and when i got to the table, i saw her AND her mother sitting there
. the only way i can describe her mother is this:
just totally irrational and disconnected from reality. and she was a HUUUUGE bible thumper. so i sat down slowly like
because i knew that this bytch was about to be on some bullshyt. first thing she said was that i was going to have to make a decision. because her daughter will NOT be associated with someone that has different beliefs than her and her family (mind you, this girl is 21 years old
). that was the last straw for me. i got up, drank the last swallow of my lemonade, threw $10 on the table, and walked away without saying a word. ol girl called me about 100 times that day, and i ignored all of her calls. i was kinda mad too because i didn't get a chance to hit that. if her mama would have minded her own business, i could have hit that shyt
and she was BAAD too. light skinned, red hair (and the drapes matched the carpet
) and fine as shyt
. ahh well....