I kinda feel bad for Peter Parker.

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Except Science class.

Peter doesnt have time to do the homework cause he is off being spiderman... but his teacher doesnt have time to read it and grade it cause his teacher is off being the Lizard... so I guess he just passes everybody.
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Dr. Octopus was his science teacher
 

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webslingin seems fun as fukk tho

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He nut in her face and she melted?

:russ: Nah. It is revealed that she died of cancer brought on by exposure to Peter's radioactive bodily fluids during intercourse over the years.

What kind of writing is this? :mjlol:

Why would they ever release that?:dwillhuh:


They tried copying The Dark Knight Returns by being dark and gritty and, well, let's just say it came out completely and utterly ridiculous.

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Id be a running back or wr
i'd be the best fukking goalie in the history of the sport... i'd have spidey sense, figuratively can slow time, and incredible ability to get the ball and only need to get a fingertip on it.... wouldn't even need the webbing


and soccer contracts........ Lional Messi, FC Barcelona (Spain) — $71 million (€65 million)


that's $71 million for one year brehs :damn:



imagine what they'd give a goalie who NEVER once gets scored on :sas2:
 
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