I just lost respect for this dude I was talking to cause

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real talk tho sometimes the first person loosens up the lid.. so mofo number 2 comes in and cracks that easily.. but in actuality mofo number 1 made a significant contribution to the opening of the salsa jar.
 

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:lolbron: So many quotables in this thread.

Been alpha so long, I never even knew that poking a hole in lid would loosen it. Step your testosterone game up. :whew:


These beta males have come up with innovative ways to stay ring pop and mango juice status. Dudes can't even do a pathetic 20 pushups in a row yet they know where the lawry's seasoned salt and the spices are in the kitchen. Scust at a trillion billion. :dry:
 

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if the lid is too tight..u need to 'expand' it

its Physics 101..

turn on the stove..warm it[the lid] for 5 secs..u good

lol@smacking the bottom


p.s this never happened anyway
this ho is the female version of Reincar..Duckberg secretary
 

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like a previous poster said he loosened it up for you and let you go in for the kill. both win-win. smart man.
 

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real talk tho sometimes the first person loosens up the lid.. so mofo number 2 comes in and cracks that easily.. but in actuality mofo number 1 made a significant contribution to the opening of the salsa jar.

What he said.
 

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he couldn't open a fukking salsa jar. Dude was struggling for 15 minutes trying to open it. :deadrose:

It took me one try to open that ho.

How many of yall can't open one? And poking a hole in the top don't count. :beli:

i can effortlessly open the salsa jar with 3 fingers :win:

i thought you only messed with football players and beach boys coli

you need to stop messing with skinny nikkas like @ikbm



:mjpls:

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