I just found out my father believes in witchcraft

[CouldntBeMeTho]

my grandma believe she is a reincarnated new yorker, for the simple reason she says the word "car" like an east coast person for no inexplicable reason. no lie, thats all the evidence she has, but she's 100% sure!

 

[OsO]

Lol...like there's a kind that's not

please, honor us with your extensive knowledge on witchcraft.

and be sure to translate the wiki article into your own words so you dont get caught plagarizing.

i think it's the run of the mill superstitious church view of witchcraft

You are possessed with the got'damn devil!!!
Daddy, no...

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

please, honor us with your extensive knowledge on witchcraft.

and be sure to translate the wiki article into your own words so you dont get caught plagarizing.

My extensive knowledge on witchcraft: it's superstitious bullshyt. fukk would I need to wiki witchcraft for?

Wait, I forgot you're the nikka that collects magic crystals.

 

[Oroko Saki]

I dated a girl that was peagen, wiccan or whatever and into that witchcraft stuff. She claimed to be able to communicate with spirits. She was really a mess though, borderline suicidal. Especially after i left the b*tch. I'd advise everybody to stay far away from that stuff and people that are into it

 

[the cac mamba]

witchcraft

sorry to hear hes a retard

 

[Crakface]

Claims to have worked with a woman who practiced it in front of him at the workplace. Growing up he used to talk about ppl being possessed, including me, I think he was serious. I always thought he was mocking fundies... he is one. Pray for me and my grandchildren

Sad you couldnt gleam some knowledge from your father.

 

[Fillerguy]

I didn't sit there and ask this clown it witchcraft. We were talking future tech and living forever, he said it sounded like magic then went on a rant about white woman. He mentioned a excoworker that would move shyt across the counter w/o touching them and she tease him about his beliefs.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

no but I saw Jurassic park when I was like 5 and was afraid of taking poops for like 3 months because that T Rex fukked that guy up on the john.

LITTLE HULKSTER DIDN'T WANT TO TAKE A BATH FOR WEEKS AFTER SEEING JAWS, BROTHER!

 

[RadaMillz]

While I do believe certain form of magic exist, there's just too many

I was classmate with a guy I've known for quite sometime and dude just went crazy out of the blue, he kept telling me how the king of Tanzania is actually his biological dad thus inherited magic by birth. With just hand shakes he can alter someones future lol

 

[Non Sequitur]

Daddy, no...

But, seriously, witchcraft is real breh

 

[newworldafro]

Sorry it had to be OP's pops.....

And he got a kufi, ripe for slapping....

He holding that wand like he bout to do a spell-by in Salem ...

 

[XPDylan]

im the reincarnation of a 13 year old kid who died in a car accident

my mom played the ouije board at a cemetery an that kid predicted my birth name an my birth date also who my mom was gonna marry plus theirs time when i see people idk an the accident in my dreams ooo an also my girl took me to a palm reader an she said im supposed to die in a car accident that shyts no game especially when u want to do something like my mom did

 

[cheek100]

OP is a glutton for punishment

 

[88m3]

OP is a glutton for punishment

pretty rough

 

[MBwithadream]

While I do believe certain form of magic exist, there's just too many

I was classmate with a guy I've known for quite sometime and dude just went crazy out of the blue, he kept telling me how the king of Tanzania is actually his biological dad thus inherited magic by birth. With just hand shakes he can alter someones future lol