I judge people who prefer drums over flats.

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Astroslik

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Drums all day.

I'll eat flats but if I had to choose exclusively it's all about drums.

I judge people based on what's left on the plate if your bones are looking like
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I'm not fukkin with you in anyway. Youre dusty and broke sucking all the meat and sauce off the bone like you starvin, eating cartilage and ligaments and shyt.
This nikka eats wings with a knife and fork.
 

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Where you from? Cause I've only seen white people, the same ones that eat raw bloody steaks, biting into the bone on some "this is where the good stuff is :bryan:"

Then my Nigerian coworker who is only Nigerian because he was born there and only Black because of his skin tone...if you would hear his voice or talk to him :mjpls:

Wingstop
 

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They don't be in the hood. Ain't worth the drive. How you get the chicken and the fries at the same time but the fries are cold? They don't even season right. Theyre like

"This is lemon pepper, you taste it?"
":gucci: nikka there's a half cup of seasoning on 12 wings, yes I taste it."
 

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If flat = thigh, from what I've seen, those that are chicken connoisseurs prefer dark meat, and of the dark meat, they prefer the thighs.
Me, I only eat white meat.
Breast preferably.
 

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That little bit of effort you gotta put into getting all the meat from the flats make them taste so much better :wow:

You're supposed to split them in half.

Fruitcakes who don't like getting their hands dirty prefer drums :mjpls:

That's what people say for crabs and lobsters. I just don't get the appeal. Spend less time harvesting and more time eating is my thought process. Boneless wings don't taste as good as bone in so I can see how that delayed gratification might enhance the experience.

I've never seen people split flats before consuming. Most people either nibble around then separate or just put as much of the flat in their mouth and extract as much meat as possible then separate.
 
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