I have a MAJOR barber dilemma.....

[Brock Landers]

Protip: If you see a guy hanging outside the barber shop asking you if you need a line-up, do NOT let that nikka cut your hair.

at this visual, dude taking you around back and cutting your hair in a van.

The black barbershop stories/dilemmas has always given me the face since I'm from the outside looking in .

 

[aceboon]

lmao, this is some of the truest shyt ever spoken on here, I think everyone has been in this situation once.

turning down an old barber of the hardest things to do

sometimes i walk in the shop like fukk it ima do what i wanna do, its my money, i gotta do whats right for me

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barber: ight bro your next

me:

gets in seat like ill tell him next time...

 

[MicIsGod]

I remember when I was 15 I went to the barbershop with my pops and he got a lineup, dude zig zagged his shyt. Then my pops leaned the fukk out of him and walked out the shop Ever since that day I vowed to never let a barber fukk my hairline up and think I'm comin back


































































shyt still happened a little over a year ago I'm givin homie the benefit of the doubt and this nikka cuts off my beard . I came back in a week and homie dusted off his chair and everything like you're next.
Didn't even look at homie and walked straight to the next barber.

 

[PortCityProphet]

I remember when I was 15 I went to the barbershop with my pops and he got a lineup, dude zig zagged his shyt. Then my pops leaned the fukk out of him and walked out the shop Ever since that day I vowed to never let a barber fukk my hairline up and think I'm comin back


































































shyt still happened a little over a year ago I'm givin homie the benefit of the doubt and this nikka cuts off my beard . I came back in a week and homie dusted off his chair and everything like you're next.
Didn't even look at homie and walked straight to the next barber.

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

i just call for appointments. My boy has been doing this for a year and just started doing so as well. U avoid waiting 2 hours for a cut;and u know dude is gonna be there so u dont have to worry about a wack barber touching your hair.

Only way i've ever gotten mah haircut.

Mothafukk waitin. Dat shyt is for da birds.

 

[Red Omega]

the feeling of a barber cutting some part of your facial hair when you been tryna grow it for a while is a dramatic experience.

 

[GollyImGully]

that barber struggle is real bruh...i once switched shops and now i dont even walk on the same block as my old barber i cross the street and shyt soon as i hit the block nikka seen me one day and said

him = "you get ya cuts up the block now?"

me = "nah im coming back this week"

him =


once a barber pushed my line back and i spent the whole week tryna trick myself into thinking it was a good shape up

nikka sitting there like "its not so bad... its just the way my head is" knowing deep down i look like a fool son just fukked up

 

[Ready2Run]

I had this problem a few years ago, started getting my haircut by the new guy and i liked the cut a lot better than my old barber.

Next time i came to the shop i sat down in the new guys chair, old barber asks what im doing, i said getting my haircut, dude got the point, not a big deal as i thought it was going to be lol

 

[Family Man]

 

[Capitol]

the feeling of a barber cutting some part of your facial hair when you been tryna grow it for a while is a dramatic experience.

Word. I when I was like 14-15 I was trying to get sideburns and this dude kept fukking it up

 

[jfkennedy]

I had this amazing barber, nikka was cold with it. But he was so inconsistent, never at the shop, always going out of town and shyt. Pissed me off so I started going to this lil' spot in the hood. It's owned by this old husband and wife, and their son works there.

The woman cuts hair well. No lie, only woman I've ever seen that had a nikka like . But their son always tries to cut me. Dappin' me up as soon as I walk in, and his chair is always open. In my mind I'm like but when I get out the chair I'm on some straight shyt. nikka be knickin' me up and shyt, can't taper the sides right. Swear once I wanted to punch this nikka dead in the face. I had asked him to trim my goatee, but leave the chin hair 'cause I was tryna grow it out (idk why) and he cut that shyt. TWO VISITS IN A ROW. Only good part is he charges like $10.

'Bout to go to the barber across the street though. I hope he sees me too. Gon' stare at 'em like . Tryna leave the shop like , not

 

[MicIsGod]

the feeling of a barber cutting some part of your facial hair when you been tryna grow it for a while is a dramatic experience.

My nikka, nothing will make u wanna box more.

 

[Texas2step]

There was only one barbershop in the town I went to school at. There was 3 dudes: 1st dude was nice as hell with the clippers, 2nd dude just cut whites and mexican's hair, and the last dude had no customers and he I always got clowned by everybody in the shop.

So of course I went with the dude that could cut but he was an extreme bytch ass nikka. He would have nikkas waiting all day and when they were next, he would take a hour break. He would sit in the shop eating his food and when he finished he would chill and talk while nikkas was waiting on him

So one day, I waited for over 2 hours for my cut and when it was my turn, his friend walked in and he told him to hop in the chair so Im like . So I went to the nikka who had no customers

But the after the cut I was

So the next time I come in, I go back to my original barber but he gave the look and told me to go back to the other dude because nobody switches on him
















But a year later, his bytch ass lost all of his costumers and then my new barber was the

 

[CashmereThoughts]

It's business. Nothing more nothing less.

 

[First2Riot]

There was only one barbershop in the town I went to school at. There was 3 dudes: 1st dude was nice as hell with the clippers, 2nd dude just cut whites and mexican's hair, and the last dude had no customers and he I always got clowned by everybody in the shop.

So of course I went with the dude that could cut but he was an extreme bytch ass nikka. He would have nikkas waiting all day and when they were next, he would take a hour break. He would sit in the shop eating his food and when he finished he would chill and talk while nikkas was waiting on him

So one day, I waited for over 2 hours for my cut and when it was my turn, his friend walked in and he told him to hop in the chair so Im like . So I went to the nikka who had no customers

But the after the cut I was

So the next time I come in, I go back to my original barber but he gave the look and told me to go back to the other dude because nobody switches on him
















But a year later, his bytch ass lost all of his costumers and then my new barber was the

What kinda shyt was that?? You still went there? Man, fuk him and his clippers.