I had sleep paralysis last night and saw a fukking black creature in my room

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I’m a sleep paralysis expert. Wouldn’t really say expert. But compared to what I’ve seen posted over the years on the coli I’m pretty knowledgeable and experienced compared to most posters. Ask me anything. I’ve been having it since a kid and look at it as a blessing. Most people do associate it with something negative or nightmares or demonic entities. For some reason I’ve never experienced any of that. Sleep paralysis is a gift because it’s basically the vehicle to astral travel from and lift out of your body.
 

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Sleep with the lights on, you won't hallucinate if you get sleep paralysis. At least visually, u might still hear weird shyt. :mjgrin:
 

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I’m a sleep paralysis expert. Wouldn’t really say expert. But compared to what I’ve seen posted over the years on the coli I’m pretty knowledgeable and experienced compared to most posters. Ask me anything. I’ve been having it since a kid and look at it as a blessing. Most people do associate it with something negative or nightmares or demonic entities. For some reason I’ve never experienced any of that. Sleep paralysis is a gift because it’s basically the vehicle to astral travel from and lift out of your body.
Me too @ the bolded. shyt is just a nuisance to me at this point. I've seen all kinds of odd shyt, never really felt threatened though
 

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Me too @ the bolded. shyt is just a nuisance to me at this point. I've seen all kinds of odd shyt, never really felt threatened though

Yeah all my experiences been weird at the most but never scary or frightening. It wasn’t till I got older that I learned that it was the norm for most people to associate it with bad and negative experiences.
 

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It's those sleep-beelzebubbians.

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Would you have this same energy if it was a fukking WHITE creature breh :mjpls:

:lolbron:

No but really uh sprinkle salt in a line around your bed or at the door of your room and go to a church and get some holy water to put in a clear crystal cup. If the water goes bad quick, like it it gets fuzzy or dirty within a day or two - :ufdup::whoa:

That's when you need to call a specialist
 
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