I Had Sex with K michelle

[Cuban Pete]

so nicca describe convo and foreplay...but dont describe smashing?

he shy bro

 

[J-MIL]

Somebody should tweet this shyt K.Michelle

 

[FreddyCalhoun]

Believable....you damn sure didn't get her by your talk game...

 

[CashmereThoughts]

Well ik nikkaz gone b like im lying or im just im trollin n all dat shyt

But i had Sex with k michelle , Hand on the bible word to my mom , if im lying im dying


This was early in 2010

B4 She was Known Like that

My cousin who im Close with is a road manager, who was managing her at the time
Booked her a hotel n all that wen she came to nyc 4 sum show she was a part of
My cousin let me come with him to chill backstage at the show that she was doing
There was food n shyt backstage so i was eatn,


she came backstage sed Hi to me my cousin, a bunch of other ppl, then started talkn to my cousin

bout 10 min past i go back to the table to grab sumtn to eat,k michelle comes right next to me starts gettn sumtn to eat to, she squeezed my arm n sed u b workn out? I laughed n sed yea, she asked me if i herd any of her music i sed yes , then sed i was a fan , Convo carried on about 10 min she asked me where i was headed after da show, i Sed Home , She asked If i can come to her hotel room to help her pack all her bags ,With a huge smile on her face. i chuckled a lil bit n sed yes

Wen we got there we started watchn tv then we started talkn n joking around , she asked me how many push ups can i do without stopping , i sed like 100 , then she asked how many with me on ur back . i sed idk

She sed lets see , so i got on the ground she gt on my back and i did like 60 sumtn b4 i got tired
SHe started joking around calling me a weakling

make a long story short we ended up flirtn sum more , she started feeling on my chest n squeezing my nipple
i grabbed her hand n put her finger in my mouth , she started suckn my neck , i started takn her shirt off n then she did the same to me , and then the rest is history



IK lotta nggas wont believe it but it is wat it is

Put this on my moms

you lie fa66ot

 

[ManBearPig]

Well ik nikkaz gone b like im lying or im just im trollin n all dat shyt

But i had Sex with k michelle , Hand on the bible word to my mom , if im lying im dying


This was early in 2010

B4 She was Known Like that

My cousin who im Close with is a road manager, who was managing her at the time
Booked her a hotel n all that wen she came to nyc 4 sum show she was a part of
My cousin let me come with him to chill backstage at the show that she was doing
There was food n shyt backstage so i was eatn,


she came backstage sed Hi to me my cousin, a bunch of other ppl, then started talkn to my cousin

bout 10 min past i go back to the table to grab sumtn to eat,k michelle comes right next to me starts gettn sumtn to eat to, she squeezed my arm n sed u b workn out? I laughed n sed yea, she asked me if i herd any of her music i sed yes , then sed i was a fan , Convo carried on about 10 min she asked me where i was headed after da show, i Sed Home , She asked If i can come to her hotel room to help her pack all her bags ,With a huge smile on her face. i chuckled a lil bit n sed yes

Wen we got there we started watchn tv then we started talkn n joking around , she asked me how many push ups can i do without stopping , i sed like 100 , then she asked how many with me on ur back . i sed idk

She sed lets see , so i got on the ground she gt on my back and i did like 60 sumtn b4 i got tired
SHe started joking around calling me a weakling

make a long story short we ended up flirtn sum more , she started feeling on my chest n squeezing my nipple
i grabbed her hand n put her finger in my mouth , she started suckn my neck , i started takn her shirt off n then she did the same to me , and then the rest is history



IK lotta nggas wont believe it but it is wat it is

Put this on my moms

Did u eat her fake booty out?

 

[Silkk]

Add this to the coli hall of fame

I think it was a dude who grabbed Kim Kardashians booty

Link?

 

[*L*E*G*A*C*Y*]

No you didn't...you flabby and sick ass muthafukka...

You liar...you fake...fukk you!

The wolves are feasting well tonight!

 

[LevelUp]

 

[IronFist]

at the turn of events as it pertaining to threadstarter

 

[LevelUp]

 

[LevelUp]

just sad and pathetic now.

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

This dude tells stories like a retard. She said then I said the she said then I said. da fukk man

I come to thecoli for comments like these
Always some unexpected fukkery
And anyone can get hated on

 

[Monoblock]

...The bytch you cape 4 don't want you!!!...

SO WHY IS LAMIEFOXXHOELINE MY NUMBER 1 HATER???

SEE BELOW:


Me and @Shady.Libra...I mean @Lady.Libra. had a nice flirty banter back and forth that you didn't like...

...@lamiefoxxhairline @JamieFoxxHairline The last time I showed these receipts @JamieFoxxHairline didn't like my post and negged me for it...just click the link below and watch it go to that open thread...you capin' for a bytch that don't even like you???...



Click Link Below:
http://www.thecoli.com/posts/25830732/

^^^^^^^^^^

The last time I showed this receipt @lamiefoxxhairline had the thread deleted... That's how it started...I got more shyt I could post...but I'm kinda bored and this shyt is toooooo easy!!!...
@lamiefoxxhoeline @Lady.Libra.
@shady.libra @Lady.Libra. likes @Indiglow Meta (R$G) and all she got was 2 letters for from him...

I'm so confused. What does this even mean?

 

[LevelUp]

I'm so confused. What does this even mean?

he got curved by lady.libra they both did. and now for the last couple of days he has been trying to spin his L (along with the other cat) into a W. Looking silly as hell.

 

[Monoblock]

he got curved by lady.libra they both did. and now for the last couple of days he has been trying to spin his L (along with the other cat) into a W. Looking silly as hell.

Got it.