I lost my virginity to a Baltimore chick. In 2003, we was fukking 2 mins into Usher's Confession album two mins into the 3rd track.
She had big ass t*ts and was a bbw. Areolas was dark brown on high yellow skin. My dikk looked like a snickers inserted into banana pudding.
I'm not being graphic I'm just being honest.
The row house smelled like cat urine. Cause every row house got a cat in it. We was on her half made mattress in the basement. Her Mama was upstairs strung out on Love Boat. She rode me like a Yamaha.
I'm undefeated with Baltimore women. They just like Port City women. Something about Baltimore women and Shreveport women...I love em.
She was a fat gal that drove a '99 white Neon. That night I took her to IHOP for they $20 appetizers she had mozzarella sticks and I had the chicken tenders. She sucked my dikk with a condom on.
My 1st sexual experience with a woman. The 2nd night I got the drawls. Had my boy B line me up with the Andis T clippers in O'Connell Hall. Had me a fresh fit of jeans. Msu Tee and my old varsity jacket. The night watcher at the desk wa slide, "WTF you coming in late?" Nobody knew I was out getting p*ssy. They all knew I was a vorgin and when I lost my v card they threw a party.
It was Jersey Mitch and them Jersey Boys. They charged $5/person and we snuck the girls in from Blount aka IHOP. They literally celebrated losing my virginity. She was crazy. Jersey negroes cool with me.
Baltimore gals cool with me.