You coli cats are uber creative, because I just laughed like a muthafukka. I don't even care if he lyin!
But if he ain't.....
BTW was I the only one that had to Google Kaley Cucuo?
She's been on my radar since I was 12
You coli cats are uber creative, because I just laughed like a muthafukka. I don't even care if he lyin!
But if he ain't.....
BTW was I the only one that had to Google Kaley Cucuo?
exactlySo no clowning cause she was a PAWG, but if this was a black girl
Those IT certs ain't working too good for you pwayboi
So I put my finance book on craiglist for $70 a few days ago and some chick hit me by email asking me to contact her and if it's still available. So I contact her and her voice was , I could tell she was at least an 8 so we chop it up over the phone and I felt like their was chemistry, I was telling her about the course I used the book for and she was telling me about her prof and shyt. So we schedule a meet up at the mall last night and I go there, I got a haircut( ), I wore my fresh crazy 8's and my best jeans with a nice ralph lauren polo. My intentions were to sell the book and impress her. So I meet her and on god she's looking like Kaley Cucuo, I had toone time when she was walking towards me with an innocent smile. So I introduce myself and we're in the parking lot just chopping it up having a nice chat about miscellaneous affairs and then I sell her the book. She gave me a 50 and a 20 so she goes in for the hug and I'm like and as soon as I'm about to leave, she goes... you want to have dinner if you're not busy or something... we're at the mall so i was just.... and I stop her right there and go sure why not...so we go to a local restaurant.. we're about to pay for our food and I go my treat so I pull out out the $50 she gave me and I tip the waitress 5 bucks so I'm left with $5 from the 50. So she then says want to go the movies since we're right next to cineplex? I'm likegreat idea. She goes I'll pay for the tickets since you bought dinner so she pays for the tickets and I'm like hey since you paid for the tickets, I'll buy the snacks which was two medium popcorns and 2 drinks for $15. So we enjoy the movie, we're having a great time and as we get out, I'm like how did you get here, I can give you a ride?
She says.... it's okay. I told my boyfriend to come pick me up. I look at her likeexcuse me? She goes yea, my boyfriend works close to here but I had fun and walks out.
So basically I sold a textbook for $70, I spent $60 on food and movie snacks+ 20$ on my haircut. I'm at a deficit of $10 and I'm not getting ass.
How bad did I lose? She basically got the textbook, a soiree for movie tickets.
thing is, she didn't feel like a stranger. We were chopping it up for a good 20 mins and the days leading to that we were texting and calling and having laughs. She went for the hug breh, what am I supposed to do? She had me weak.
this story doesn't make any sense
And if you just ate dinner WHY WOULD YOU STILL NEED TO PAY FOR SNACKS/DRINKS at the movies
it don't add up. So you chop it up in the parking lot, then decide to go back in the mall to eat? Any bytch that has a boyfriend aint gonna do that. I'm sorry. Then she gonna offer to pay for a movie after just spending money on a book? You was good with just getting something to eat, but you tried to get greedy.
Somewhere along the way you looked like a fukkin sucker. What if, and this may be hard for you.
SHE NEVER HAD A fukkIN BOYFRIEND!
Soon as she asked you to go to dinner shoulda said *your treat? * and if she bullshytted then you could have saved some time but of course. Typical Coli nikkas, leading with their wallets. Trick.