I got ethered today.18 year old chick says she gets better sex from her peers...im 26

[Kalik]

You smashed on ya moms king size bed? Or on the twin in ya room?

 

[DreadHead P]

Glad to see Topaz finally decided to go for his, but you still doin it wrong breh

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Sometimes, a dude has an off night.

 

[Hater]

No pics? NEG!

 

[kash10003]

that sucks man, but female sexuality takes time to establish for most people (makes excuses)

 

[Borat]

step your game up

 

[DallasTxRep]

Damn dude u couldn't please a 18 yr old kid

 

[YBE]

26 living with mommy and daddy? Having to wait for em to leave so you can sneak em in?


Thats the real L right there breh

Lawd jesus, that was vicious

 

[TNC]

 

[Pistolvania Prince]

...maybe it was the race car sheets & power ranger nightlight that turned her off....

 

[_curb_]

hahahaa

but yo, my motto is fukk these broads like you're going to war the next day. Some times you gotta show them your trump card on the first go around to show them that you do work. You basically sold her some reggie, and were surprised when she didn't come back to cop from you again breh breh.

THIS!
like tyrion lannister

thats the way to do it tho... fukk like your life depended on it lmao give her a reason to come back...

but hey, you fukked so who cares, right?
take some jack3d, you weak b*stard.

 

[Art Barr]

dis shyt right'chere is classic!!

art barr

 

[PabloEscobar]

atleast u aint spend no cash hit her nasty ass.

 

[Art Barr]

You gotta remember (and I stole this from Andrew Dice Clay)... they young chicks grew up with the internet and porn. You gotta fukk em, breh. They dont want no love making. Leave the yogurt on their face.

Listen to this - JRE #215 – Andrew Dice Clay, Max Silverstein, Brian Redban « The Joe Rogan Experience

the diceman, cometh!!!,.....ooOh!!


art man

 

[R=G]

Wow