I Got Caught Working As A Cleaner Brehs

BocaRear

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Since my exams are over I work like 2/3 jobs to make some cash for myself

One of these jobs is a cleaner for big events that happen in my city.

This particular event I was working at is the biggest music festival in London in the Summer time, all the young thotties come thru. Future performed and so did J Cole. It's kind of a big deal :ld:

So right off bat I'm thinking:
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I know I'mma get caught lackin, lemme keep a low profile and try act like I'm a somali immigrant who doesn't speak any english at all

I get there they hand me these items:

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And they had me looking like this:
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this is honestly the most embarassing uniform they can ever pick out for a nikka:mjcry:,

So I'm patrolling thru the festival, picking up beer bottles, vodka bottles and general garbage that nikkas my age are just throwing around tryna maintain a low profile hoping I don't bump into anyone :mjpls:

But you know how life is,
I bump into one of the baddest girls that used to go high school with me

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She looked at me, made eye contact with me like ":dwillhuh:" and didn't even say anything.
People my age were handing me empty bottles of vodka with smug grins:francis:

I'mma quit man, I don't even need this shytty job. I got hired at Costcos last week and they paying me a rack a month part time anyway:pacspit:

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SheWantTheD

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Who cares breh. I was working at a retail store after high school while going to school in the afternoon and one time this chick I went to school with came in and gave me the :ohhh::dwillhuh: look then proceeded to laugh with her friend when they didn't think I saw.

I was like :yeshrug:. Don't see the big issue with it at all.
 

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Actually know how Op feels

I work as an overnight cleaner and had a large group of kids I used to go to HS with walk in. One of the girls used to crush on me and vice versa

I walked out and didn't come back until they left


When I apply for jobs, I normally only apply to jobs where I know there is only a minimal chance of seeing people I know
 

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Since my exams are over I work like 2/3 jobs to make some cash for myself

One of these jobs is a cleaner for big events that happen in my city.

This particular event I was working at is the biggest music festival in London in the Summer time, all the young thotties come thru. Future performed and so did J Cole. It's kind of a big deal :ld:

So right off bat I'm thinking:
nigerian-gary-coleman-struggle-two-step-sigh-v2.gif


I know I'mma get caught lackin, lemme keep a low profile and try act like I'm a somali immigrant who doesn't speak any english at all

I get there they hand me these items:

63400813_xxl.jpg



litter-picker.jpg


And they had me looking like this:
tim.jpg

this is honestly the most embarassing uniform they can ever pick out for a nikka:mjcry:,

So I'm patrolling thru the festival, picking up beer bottles, vodka bottles and general garbage that nikkas my age are just throwing around tryna maintain a low profile hoping I don't bump into anyone :mjpls:

But you know how life is,
I bump into one of the baddest girls that used to go high school with me

cry_blk_kid_zpslwj2dgza.gif


She looked at me, made eye contact with me like ":dwillhuh:" and didn't even say anything.
People my age were handing me empty bottles of vodka with smug grins:francis:

I'mma quit man, I don't even need this shytty job. I got hired at Costcos last week and they paying me a rack a month part time anyway:pacspit:

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Wait wait............. you have costcos in england? Look at it in a different perspective, you can literally die today and it won't fukkin matter who saw you right? It doesn't matter.......nothing matters.
 
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