I got beef with a neighbor now......

[maxamusa]

I got these neighbors I've never really been cool with.....no beef tho



they do give me the sideye often tho.....



they got a big ass dog and never walk it....they'll just let it roam these suburban streets like we're a third world country.


So I took half the day off to get some tacos and get my drink on a little early....do some small engine tuning. I come out in the driveway and see this big dumb mut taking a shyt in my front yard.


I go inside and grab some latex gloves and my dogs poop bags....scoop the shyt up walk over and throw it on their front stoop.



They got a ring cam. my wife has the neighbors wifeys number and got some book of a text about it.


Nobody has knocked on my door yet......but what should my next move be for strategical beef purposes?

I got a couple laser pointers and fire works.....a crazy sound system...I know the retaliation is coming.......help me out coli brehs its war time over here

 

[Peter Popoff]

You got hands?

 

[Hostile]

What did the text say?

 

[Chief]

 

[247Alex]

 

[Rekkapryde]

"I got beef with a neighbor now......"
"I got these neighbors I've never really been cool with.....no beef tho"

 

[maxamusa]

What did the text say?

she's still slaving away at her BS job....she called me tho all mad talking about why am I over there throwing shyt at the neighbors crib.....why aren't you at work blah blah blah hung up on her her quik fast

 

[The BasedFather]

Need thecoli to pull up? Gone be deep on their front yard.

Have @Fill Collins violate the husband

 

[⠀X ⠀]

You shoulda made them come and pick it up. TF you look like picking up shít from an animal that isn’t yours?

 

[maxamusa]

Guru had and got beef from Solar. I aint seeking war counsel from that battymon

 

[Mordith]

You got hands?

Would he have posted this on the coli if he did?

 

[No Ma’am]

Feed a cat some bean burritos and send em’ over there.

 

[maxamusa]

Would he have posted this on the coli if he did?

I have a record, own this home, and have a family....you're suggesting I go box up my borderline midget neighbor?


You may not understand how stoopid that suggestion is cause you live under a bridge with nothing to lose.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I’d keep putting it on their stoop.

When I was young, my grandma lived next to a guy who smoked, and would throw the cigarette buds in the driveway, which was right next to her grass. One day, she picked them all up, put them in a yellow ShopRite bag, and tied the bag to his side mirror. She didn’t have a problem after that.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Feed a cat some bean burritos and send em’ over there.

That cat is a baby, and didn’t have access to a litter box. That’s not normal.