I got a drug test tomorrow......

[Wepa Man]

Pour warm water in the specimen cup. Thank me later.

How? they turn off the water

 

[bcrusaderw]

Or you could you know NOT do illegal drugs.

 

[KOOL_G_TRAP]

eat gras for 3 hours

 

[Darth Nubian]

Pour warm water in the specimen cup. Thank me later.

Dilution is the solution

How? they turn off the water

Put warm water in condom. Pee from mid stream to about half of minimum. Fill rest with water.

 

[Dak Pickscott]

If its just for jobs all you gotta do is drink a ton of water and then take vitamin b pills 3 hours before you go in. When i say a bunch of water i mean like a half gallon an hour starting now. You want your pee to be clear. Or just get one of those detox kits. But you don't need to stop smoking for jobs. There tests are weak.

I got that probation piss test tomorrow . fakkits all gonna stand behind me tryna watch me pee and shyt. Prolly gon end up going in on a violation. But idc. fukk the police.

real ass nikka right here

 

[Hybrinetics]

If it's one of those shytty tests you can pass it by drinking a gallon or two from now till the test. I passed a store bought marijuana test 14 hours post smoking, as a heavy user. If they test dilution n shyt you probably fukked

Edit: realized its been nearly a month; stay hydrated, a bit of cardio and you should be good breh

 

[ben anderson]

hahaha aye bro dont listen to these and or the nikkas giving you ancient methods. they have temperature cups. if your pee aint between 98-101 degrees when they check they will make you redo it. trust me i failed 3 job oppurtunites because of it. had a nikka like and the test taker its not matching up to fresh pee...lol everytime i just walk out. i did the whole condom thing with hot pee but it has to be between those ranges

 

[Willie]

How? they turn off the water

Fill a pill bottle up before you leave the crib. Tape it or rubberband it to your sack if need be. Whatever you gotta do to get it done.

I never pissed in the actual cup so I'm not sure if pissing then adding water works... I just give em straight water. Not like they're gonna taste test it.

 

[Nick Barnes]

just smoke more, fukk it.

 

[flea]

Clean pee in a condom trick. Works everytime

 

[Swaggatron]

Take niacin a couple of days before a test and drink plenty of water for a couple of days...you will itch like you are having a coke fit but you will pass the test...
#ThankYouBasedGod

 

[Harry Sax]

I heard this works

It does...last job I had my boy called me tellin me to apply as I was smokin...applied the next day 2 days later pissed greatness thanks to certo

 

[Wepa Man]

It does...last job I had my boy called me tellin me to apply as I was smokin...applied the next day 2 days later pissed greatness thanks to certo

It does work

 

[Human Torch]

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