I got 600 Fla-Vor-Ice pops in the mail...

[ORDER_66]

But why th0?!?

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

you see young orbital wasnt allowed to have ice pops as a kid. his mother being a strict vegan, who forced her beliefs on everyone.

this is payback for all those nights he had to hide a half thawed one under his bed as a kid

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

are you a school teacher?

hell no.

How many kids you got

zero.

But why th0?!?

yo, those ice pops hit hard after a bowl of Campbell's chicken noodle soup.

 

[ORDER_66]

yo, those ice pops hit hard after a bowl of Campbell's chicken noodle soup.

Its not even summertime tho

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

you see young orbital wasnt allowed to have ice pops as a kid. his mother being a strict vegan, who forced her beliefs on everyone.

this is payback for all those nights he had to hide a half thawed one under his bed as a kid

my grandma used to sell icy cups out of her window in the South Bronx...
whenever we visited we could have as many as we wanted.
chewing on my g-maws icy cup while watching the other kids put 2 quarters in the bucket on a rope as she pulled it up and sent down the icy.

 

[Eastside Get The Money]

I would say go find a school to donate but OP don’t need to be around no kids like that

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

I would say go find a school to donate but OP don’t need to be around no kids like that

i'm not giving away my ice pops.

 

[Another Man]

x600

 

[I AM WE ARE]

my grandma used to sell icy cups out of her window in the South Bronx...
whenever we visited we could have as many as we wanted.
chewing on my g-maws icy cup while watching the other kids put 2 quarters in the bucket on a rope as she pulled it up and sent down the icy.

bruh

 

[Knuckles Red]

I LOVE chilly willies!!! I always put them between my thighs, in the summer time, to help them melt. Then *slurp* *slurp* Truly a timeless classic. Enjoy, OP!!

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

bruh

she made them in plastic cup that you would squeeze from the bottom and then bite a piece off.
it was really good, breh...

 

[I AM WE ARE]

I LOVE chilly willies!!! I always put them between my thighs, in the summer time, to help them melt. Then *slurp* *slurp* Truly a timeless classic. Enjoy, OP!!

 

[Take It In Blood]

It's too cold for that dumb shyt

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

It's too cold for that dumb shyt

i'm thinking long term.
Fla-Vor-Ice prices are at their lowest during the winter.
you do the math.

graduate

• Orbital-Fetus
• Nov 2, 2021

 

[pete clemenza]

You ready for the summer huh? got a box of 100 myself and have about 40 left from last summer