I Found The Greatest Piece Of Rick Ross fukkery Of All Time

[Womb Raider]

Rozay ain't police tho... Nor is he a CO

He's an entertainer a great one at that

And his music is dope

Rick Ross On His Past As A Corrections Officer: 'I'd Do It Again'

 

[malbaker86]

Or when he lied about being a CO, then later changed it to he was a CO cause the big homie sent him on a deep cover mission like Matt Damon in The Departed.

im weezing lmaoooooooo

 

[Xerces]

Or when he lied about being a CO, then later changed it to he was a CO cause the big homie sent him on a deep cover mission like Matt Damon in The Departed.

what’s worse he didn’t even need to do all that shyt. Whoever his pr person was, was trash. Dude should have just off the top said yea, I was a CO for a short time, wasn’t for me. Situation would have been over with and done with.

But that clown kept going radio station to radio station, where the Dj’s knew he was lying, and he continued to lie

 

[RennisDeynolds]

Or when he lied about being a CO, then later changed it to he was a CO cause the big homie sent him on a deep cover mission like Matt Damon in The Departed.

What about when he said after his 2nd album he had $10 million but the homies in Carol City told him "that lil $10 ain't shyt"

 

[George's Dilemma]

Thread is hilarious. Reminds me of the Raekwon CIA dossier thread. Wish I could find that. Might have been on Sohh.

 

[MJ Truth]

Ross is the biggest liar in rap music tbh

He’s definitely the best.

 

[Peter Parker]

Nah the best Ross fukkery is saying he knew the real Pablo Noriega

Or when he told a magazine (after his first album) he needs at least 10 million/year to survive then said “music don’t pay me 10 million a year so you figure out the rest “



Ross be bullshyttin but he seem like a good dude.

“I know Pablo *COMMA* Noriega”

As in he knows Pablo Escobar and Manuel Noriega

 

[General Mills]

Holy shyt.

I came in here expecting that video where he's kicking an acapella, and somebody slides him a pistol from offscreen to wave around, but this thread topped that.

O M F G


YO I always said Ross is naturally hilarious. But this is simply ridiculous I am fukking dying at this

 

[Stir Fry]

He’s definitely the best.

 

[MJ Truth]

“I know Pablo *COMMA* Noriega”

As in he knows Pablo Escobar and Manuel Noriega

Was Escobar even alive in a timeline that would make sense for Rozay to have known him lol.

 

[chemicalsword]

This is just as funny

 

[Peter Parker]

Was Escobar even alive in a timeline that would make sense for Rozay to have known him lol.

Nah lol Escobar died in like the early 90s

 

[MJ Truth]

Nah lol Escobar died in like the early 90s

Ross the GOAT.

 

[BK The Great]

Ross is a character indeed. That's why he's successful and won beefs.

 

[50CentStan]

He a whole clown. And you got losers that champion him lol