I feel like its time for me to go to my first STRIP CLUB

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Are the strippers escorts too? Is there a private room out back? :lupe:

Some will, depends on where you go. I wanted a refund on my $60 blowjob. She wasn't into it and I wasn't impressed and I let her know. :hmm:

My first escort though:noah: Trinidadian. I walked in like "Hey your beautiful, I can't believe this is how we met, I would have kept you." :youngsabo: Biggest nut of my life, she was covered like muslim. :ahh:She ran up to me like :hug:when I was leaving.
It was my birthday and her first week, it was meant to be. I can't find her on backpages anymore I think she left the game. :ohlawd:
 

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@yo moms UK strip clubs are TERRIBLE. Don't even bother. Skinny unattractive chicks who can't dance or do anything for shyt.
 

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I admit..I used to trick in the strip club when I was your age..fukking..getting my dikk sucked..there's no point going there just to get a lap dance..maybe if you're 18..but even still..just get your dikk sucked..
 

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Some will, depends on where you go. I wanted a refund on my $60 blowjob. She wasn't into it and I wasn't impressed and I let her know. :hmm:

My first escort though:noah: Trinidadian. I walked in like "Hey your beautiful, I can't believe this is how we met, I would have kept you." :youngsabo: Biggest nut of my life, she was covered like muslim. :ahh:She ran up to me like :hug:when I was leaving.
It was my birthday and her first week, it was meant to be.
I can't find her on backpages anymore I think she left the game. :ohlawd:

:leostare:

I just don't know what to make of this, breh.
 

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I just don't know what to make of this, breh.

It was over before it began. I'm probably the reason she left the game.
That's also simping/negging at the right time and place. She knows I can't wife no hoe. I made her feel that she was more than that. I told her she was my birthday present. Maybe it really was love that was never meant to be.:lupe: Maybe we saved each other from being a hoe and john? :lupe: Maybe I can write a screen play and get rich off this? :jawalrus:

Treat some hoes like women, brehs. You catch more flies with honey.
 

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It was over before it began. I'm probably the reason she left the game.
That's also simping/negging at the right time and place. She knows I can't wife no hoe. I made her feel that she was more than that. I told her she was my birthday present. Maybe it really was love that was never meant to be.:lupe: Maybe we saved each other from being a hoe and john? :lupe: Maybe I can write a screen play and get rich off this? :jawalrus:

Treat some hoes like women, brehs. You catch more flies with honey.
:bryan:



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