I feel like its time for me to go to my first STRIP CLUB

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Plain clubbing is trash and a ploy to get me to spend money on watered down drinks when I'm drunk. :camby:

I feel like I need to get into the strip club game. Advice for a young 18 year old GAWD?
 

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strip clubs are kinda pointless to me. first time i went to a strip club in mexico i gave the bytch a ten and she gave me a bullshyt half ass dance(she was fine but still) fukk i look like paying a female to give me blue balls through my jeans while my friends sit next to me. i couldve used that ten for sum weed shyt.
 

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Do this and you'll be skr8



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strip clubs are kinda pointless to me. first time i went to a strip club in mexico i gave the bytch a ten and she gave me a bullshyt half ass dance(she was fine but still) fukk i look like paying a female to give me blue balls through my jeans while my friends sit next to me. i couldve used that ten for sum weed shyt.

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Just seems like something I should do before I die.
 

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Just seems like something I should do before I die.

do it once but never again unless one of yo nikkas gonna pay your way. if your gonna spend money on a chick to take off her clothes at least get sum puss out the equation
 

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Why is that?

They can smell how broke you are, she will probably be :flabbynsick:. Shop around like you got money even though you balling on a budget. Test your game while your there too. It doesn't matter how bad it is, your gunna throw money in her face anyways. Just get your practice in.
 

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do it once but never again unless one of yo nikkas gonna pay your way. if your gonna spend money on a chick to take off her clothes at least get sum puss out the equation

Are the strippers escorts too? Is there a private room out back? :lupe:
 

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do it once but never again unless one of yo nikkas gonna pay your way. if your gonna spend money on a chick to take off her clothes at least get sum puss out the equation

This. If your rolling dolo, you may as well go to an escort tbh breh.
 

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Dont go if you dont have money, some of the ladies will use their charm on you to get a dance + drink out of you than rinse and repeat.

dont feel bad saying you dont want a dance

and wear no underwear like skeet said just in case you get it in the cheap way
 
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