I downloaded the wrong San Andreas movie and didn't realize it unitl the movie was damn near over

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Happened to me with the first Pusher 3/4 years ago :snoop:

Downloaded the flick but it had an all Pakistani/Indian actor crew and this shyt was happening in London. It was weird but I kept watching telling myself maybe they'll come to Copenhagen (Pusher trilogy is based in Denmark) by mid-film and pass the torch to the Danish crew (cast had Mikkelsen in it). The acting was subpar but I wasn't really bothered though it defo looked amateurish. By the end, there's some bizarre hindu mysic bullshyt and then I said "no mas, I must have fukked up somewhere". :beli: I look it up on the net and I realize that I downloaded the Hindi remake :francis:

Messed my Pusher experience (though Pusher II is the best of the trilogy so in the end, I wasn't spoiled the best flick but still) because I wanted to marathon the trilogy. I had to wait a few weeks to (try to) unsee (didn't really work but I tried) what I had seen in order to binge watch the 3 flicks. :stopitslime:
 

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CHECK THE YOUTUBE COMMENTS ON THE TRAILER VIDEO...YOU AINT THE ONLY 1

Biggest :troll: move of the year.

They suck you in the because the movie is one big build up to death and destruction. Then you wait for the rock to show up around the same time the death and destruction comes. But it NEVER comes. When the big earthquake starts the movie is over :snoop:

The hippo is the dead give away.
 

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i watched this joint on purpose to see how bad it was.

now, it was bad, but not horrible except for the scene when a BIG ASS CGI PURPLE HIPPO IS CHASING MOFOS DOWN THE ROAD!

shyt looked like they took a picture of a hungry hungry hippo & threw it on the back end of a green screen!
 

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Biggest :troll: move of the year.

They suck you in the because the movie is one big build up to death and destruction. Then you wait for the rock to show up around the same time the death and destruction comes. But it NEVER comes. When the big earthquake starts the movie is over :snoop:

The hippo is the dead give away.
The dead give away is Dwayne Johnson not showing up in the first 10 minutes of the film son. He's the fukking star of the movie. :sas1:
 

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same here i was on Kodi/Genesis on the late nite tip lookin to watch it. honestly I got about 30 minutes in and realized The Rock wasn't gonna show up.
:mjlol:
I was like where the rock at, he shoulda showed up by now
full

then went on imdb. damn SyFy knockoffs :shaq2:
 
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Lmao. I had downloaded the exact same file and had started watching it. It only took me 5 minutes to go check the comment section on tpb though. I deleted that shyt instantly.

Matter of fact, there is absolutely no torrent for the theatre released San Andreas though :ohhh:. What's the hold up

The DVD comes out in October so likely gotta wait a couple more weeks
 

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same here i was on Kodi/Genesis on the late nite tip lookin to watch it. honestly I got about 30 minutes in and realized The Rock wasn't gonna show up.
:mjlol:
I was like where the rock at, he shoulda showed up by now
full

then went on imdb. damn SyFy knockoffs :shaq2:


It just goes to show you that studios use the exact same formula when it comes to disaster flicks to the point they can fool people into thinking they watching one thing when its something else. The story is the same, the location shots are the same, and the dialog is the same. :mjpls:
 

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These type of movies are the GOAT to watch on like a Saturday or Sunday and you have nothing to do but sit on the couch all day..
 

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well, it happens. Let me call the FBI though. Downloading illegal copies of movies is against the law. Even if you accidentally downloaded San Andreas Quake. :russ:
 
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