I don't understand. Why do people like cats so much?

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They are lazy, spoiled, entitled, sneaky, disrespectful af. No redeeming qualities other than looking "cute". They are the fukk nikkas or sociopath ig thots of the animal kingdom. Why do y'all like these lil b*stards so much.

I tried to be nice to one last night by bringing it in the house. It had a collar and looked clean so I think it belonged to a neighbor. Its 35 degrees outside so I was like come on. Gave it some water and all was going good until it decided to knock over my ps4, jump on the counter and proceeded to knock over a bunch of other shyt. When I got close to it, it hissed at me....the audacity. Needless to say that mutha fukka outside fending for itself now. Not my problem.
 

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I hated cats until I “owned” one. I say “owned” because he was an outdoor/neighborhood cat but he’d pretty much be at my house 24/7. They’re kind of fun to be around if you don’t really pay them much mind...
Explain that one for me breh, cause I get the impression that they're thankless freeloaders from this line
 

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Cats are the best companion to have because they're their own being - they don't try to be all up in the videos, they're independent, they're largely self-sufficient, they have character/personality, and they don't pander to you for your affection.
:childplease:So bruh man from the 5th floor is the best friend to have? How are they self sufficient if they still need you to buy em shyt and shelter them?
 
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They are lazy, spoiled, entitled, sneaky, disrespectful af. No redeeming qualities other than looking "cute". They are the fukk nikkas or sociopath ig thots of the animal kingdom. Why do y'all like these lil b*stards so much.

I tried to be nice to one last night by bringing it in the house. It had a collar and looked clean so I think it belonged to a neighbor. Its 35 degrees outside so I was like come on. Gave it some water and all was going good until it decided to knock over my ps4, jump on the counter and proceeded to knock over a bunch of other shyt. When I got close to it, it hissed at me....the audacity. Needless to say that mutha fukka outside fending for itself now. Not my problem.
Cats are great judges of character. If one hissed at you (even after you gave it water and were civil towards it) - it's probably because you're a fukk nikka.

:hubie:
 

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Cats are great judges of character. If one hissed at you (even after you gave it water and were civil towards it) - it's probably because you're a fukk nikka.

:hubie:

This is the truest shyt ever. Cats are quick to see the bish in you:umad:

Dogs are bootlickin faggies for scary nikkas that cant throw hands, I dont need that much loving attention Im a fukking grown man :dahell: plus cats are hilarious the sheer I dont give a fukkness about them is comedy gold


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I hated cats. I always had pits until someone gave me a little kitten. I didn't really want him but I said fukk it. They remind me of dogs but they will leave you alone. They"wrestle" and if you throw something they run to grab it. I love how they just go fukk off on their own. I miss my old cat Debo. I'm keep it real I always thought I was a dog person until I had a cat.
 

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They're great :yeshrug:
 

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This is the truest shyt ever. Cats are quick to see the bish in you:umad:

Dogs are bootlickin faggies for scary nikkas that cant throw hands, I dont need that much loving attention Im a fukking grown man :dahell: plus cats are hilarious the sheer I dont give a fukkness about them is comedy gold


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So what's the point of owning one?
 

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People in here keep saying they go do their own thing.....

Until they get hungry, thirsty, a place to sleep, or get in the way and fukk up your belongings
 

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So what's the point of owning one?

You never really own one bro. Think of them as your friend and youll appreciate them more. Like you cant tell them shyt but if you treat them right theyll catch pests for you and if you feeling down theyll come up and rub against your leg. Aside from that dont expect much, they not dikk pullers and boppers
 
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