I don't know Martial Arts but i'd knock Joe Rogan the fukk out

[BlackDiBiase]

its who strikes who first nahmean

 

[BlackDiBiase]

So Steven Segal been in real life and death situations has a police officer and on the border patrol, been to japan learning from real martial artist,
but people are convinced he's a fraud because he never fought in a professional prize fighting situation, which martial arts isn't even designed for
Segal told Randy Couture he would fight just not on camera, which is real martial arts shyt, real martial arts fights between schools aren't recorded, martial arts is about honor and secrecy, because the secret of martial arts if that you have techniques people who aren't trained in your art are prepared for

mma ruined jiujitsu as a martial art, because it was a martial art meant from small weak people, who could defeat any larger opponent simply because they would not expect any of that shyt coming, and will be taking out quickly, well that won't work anymore, anybody if youtube can learn how to break out an armbar or stop a rear naked choke

but you can't learn real martial arts unless you train from a real master in person

yet Rogan never fought anyone in his life, he what Floyd would call a boxing groupie, but he an mma groupie, you don't see footage of him sparring nobody, I mean kevin hart look legit on the pads on his videos, doesn't mean he can beat somebody ass on the street now, anybody can hit pads, you need live rounds to commit to muscle memory so when action pop off you go instinct

now rogan can probably choke out people weaker than him or if he gets somebody by surprise, but he won't flex on a real threat

this is some real shyt i agree with it all except them kicks, if he caught me with one of them kicks. is there a chance i could just brace that blow and pounce on him ?

 

[ALMIGHTY GOD]

cool display but who has he fought? everybody has a plan until they get hit.

dude was a national taekwondo champion. and a bjj black belt under bravo. you and op would get washed to high hell.

 

[EBK String]

dude was a national taekwondo champion. and a bjj black belt under bravo. you and op would get washed to high hell.

i ain't even know all that, but why y'all stanning this alt right cac like st0rmfr0nt?

 

[Family Lives Matter]

i ain't even know all that, but why y'all stanning this alt right cac like st0rmfr0nt?

Your broke ass is going to be out of college and jobless soon be concerned with yourself fukking weirdo race baiter

fukk alt right Rogan

 

[ChatGPT-5]

this site is in love with Joe Rogan

I'm 6'3 200 pounds... i'd run through him.

pretty sure size doesn't mean shyt when you're a black bjj artist, he'd wrap you up like an anaconda.

 

[ChatGPT-5]

i ain't even know all that, but why y'all stanning this alt right cac like st0rmfr0nt?

so we should all pretend you could beat a taekwondo black belt and blackbelt bjj artist? one leg kick to the back of your leg wouldn't make you realise life? or once he gets a hold of a limb, you're fukked? be voluntarily stupid because it's a cac? ignore the arts completely? this is how your world works?

einstein wasnt detrimental to science....because he was a cac? you refuse to say reality because cac? man if you don't stfu up with your stupidity. Im not going to ignore reality, that's as stupid as being a christian.

be problack but don't be ignorant, it weakens the pack. clown.

 

[EBK String]

so we should all pretend you could beat a taekwondo black belt and blackbelt bjj artist? one leg kick to the back of your leg wouldn't make you realise life? or once he gets a hold of a limb, you're fukked? be voluntarily stupid because it's a cac? ignore the arts completely? this is how your world works?

einstein wasnt detrimental to science....because he was a cac? you refuse to say reality because cac? man if you don't stfu up with your stupidity. Im not going to ignore reality, that's as stupid as being a christian.

be problack but don't be ignorant, it weakens the pack. clown.

Never said I could beat him, but I'm not putting some nazi on a pedestal. He would have to kill me.

 

[ChatGPT-5]

Never said I could beat him, but I'm not putting some nazi on a pedestal. He would have to kill me.

no one is putting anyone on a pedestal. speaking reality of an artform isn't putting someone on a pedestal. this rhetoric is getting tiring and stupid on here.

mustang is a great muscle car, OH YOU'RE PUTTING IT ON A PEDESTAL. That is not how it works. Pedestal = worship. Gabrielle Union is the most beautiful woman in the world, no woman can ever be finer than her...that is a pedestal. Saying Gabrielle Union K is a beautiful woman , is not putting her on a pedestal, it's reality.

There is a huge fukking difference that people on here can't seem to grasp. Same with the word c00n. I'm not sure if people are completely fukking stupid or dap fishing for the faux militants that are probably cacs or FBI agents stirring the pot. Perhaps it's a bunch of teens, because this level of stupidity isn't normal for full blown career oriented adults.

 

[Doobie Doo]

id run through him.

 

[Stacks]

Yall putting this fakkit white boy on a high fukking pedestal

fukk him, his wife, his kids and anybody else with that pigskin flesh on their bones

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

Challenge a trained martial artist brehs

 

[Payroll]

Joe is closet faq.

 

[HoloGraphic]

Lol op do you know what a kimura is?

That submission is waaay too easy to hit and you have no training.

If you get grabbed by a BJJ black belt you're done and you wont even know what happened to you.

 

[The Up Right Man]

When you wake up in the morning, do you gargle Listerine or Joe Rogan's nuts?

The thought of joe rogan being confronted by people who took offense to his comments seems to deeply trouble you.

You're more offended by my comments on ths board than by his comments on that podcast about "dude, we walked into planet of the apes"

You and I are cut from different cloths. You and others are confused and think that because you tapdance and give passes to whites that everybody else must be the same way.

Coward dies a thousand deaths.

Naw I don’t even like Rogan.

Bro you’re making threats online, but you cut from a different cloth.

Grow up