Alright ao my only option is to sell salvation on consignment. Take the deal or die y'all?
nikka you just died.
I was hoping for insight from the staff.
I guess I was wrong.
You will be getting a comment card.
if you just died then came back to life, then that means lucifer did not need you yet. he only hates pedophiles and homosexuals, are you one of the two?
Not anymore.
Lucifer doesn't like homosexuals. Or returning heteros. You're fukked, might as well join jesus. Or risk getting fukked in the ass by a pineapple.
Will it be diced? Cuz that's kinda hot...
What kind of afterlife "escort" we talkin about?