"I Desire To Be A Husband And Father"

[Htrb-nvr-blk-&-ug-as-evr]

Seems like a nice guy. Maybe a lil too nice, like when a girl starts to give him head, he covers his entire face with both hands and says "OH MY GOD"

 

[Braman]

He's likely been trying to talk to black women and they find him corny, too nice, not super masculine and not black enough.

On the other hand, I think he would be a PAWG pulling machine if he went that route and would have already had a long term girlfriend and maybe marriage.

Why are people laughing at this post

I don’t pawg but he’s right and a prime example of why you absolutely must turn off the monolith if you wanna enjoy life.

 

[DJSmooth]

I got a homie just like this. Really nice, kinda nerdy and not street smart at all.
He used to get straight up abused by black chicks. Run his pockets, fukk over him and generally exploit him.
He said fukk it and PAWGed up and been married for 20 years, got 3 beautiful kids and is living his best life.

Black women are like sharks. You need to be a Killer Whale to date them. Killer whales hunt sharks when they are bored.

If you have the demeanor of a penguin trying to mate with a shark it's not going to go well. They can only view you as food.

 

[ajnapoleon]

He's likely been trying to talk to black women and they find him corny, too nice, not super masculine and not black enough.

On the other hand, I think he would be a PAWG pulling machine if he went that route and would have already had a long term girlfriend and maybe marriage.

thats the issue

wild part if he do find a WW its gonna be a issue if he pops out with one

do those blerds not want him? or are they the same way?

 

[Strapped]

Dude is asking for trouble, I hope he finds a good female

 

[MajesticLion]

Dude is like the perfect example of making yourself into everything women SAY they want on paper. Then when they see it live they like .

Huh.



There's a be-careful-what-you-ask-for lesson to be learned in there.

 

[the bossman]

Just go out and get it if that's what he wants. Black folks aren't a monolith . If he wants a black woman there's many out there that fit his speed. Might be blerd type or Erykah badu type or whatever his flavor

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

juelzing on the internet won't give you any results...actually, maybe it might - - better look through the comments section and hop in the DMs, if that don't work, breh got some outside work to do

A closed mouth doesnt get fed....

3 simple questions:

-Is he going out and socializing?
-How often is he talking to women?
-Does he flirt and make it known to women what he wants?

If he did even one of those things he’d be boo’d up with someone.

Here it is right here folks,

Found one of his comments:

I definitely don't get out enough and for sure need a change in scenery, thank you for your words

So basically he ain't doing anything but working and going home. You can't expect to get a woman if you don't socialize and approach. Nut up or shut up.

 

[TEH]

Well go find her niigga…


All these hoes I meet wanna EAT & walk down the isle next week…

With Mr Right not Mr Right now








They wonder why their grandparents were married for so long. That’s because of a lack of options and a firm grasp of reality. They didn’t aim too high and were able to see the good in flawed people.

Those women who aren’t married these days either failed to recognize a loser and spent their lives trying to change him, or they threw away good men and kept searching until time started pressing down on them.

 

[FTBS]

Unfortunately for breh, some folks just have horrible luck in the romance department.

You can have great stats & still not get selected to the all-star team

Real shyt. Perfectly put. However, upon seeing the 2nd video I sense a grift

 

[Hacksaw Jim Thuggin]

Well go find her niigga…


All these hoes I meet wanna EAT & walk down the isle next week…

Two dates...and they asking 'where is this going?'

Im coming up on a year with one...she been dropping hints for months

 

[Afro]

Seems like a nice guy. Maybe a lil too nice, like when a girl starts to give him head, he covers his entire face with both hands and says "OH MY GOD"

I fukking hate you breh, wtf man. Got me cackling at work, trying to hold in a laugh. Physically hurts

 

[Fillerguy]

"Am I the problem"

If your young siblings have what you want, then yes now get rid of your ego and address the problem.

Homie may be gay

 

[Gloxina]

@Gloxina seriously though dudes are seen as “toxic”. for having hyper masculine ideas and gender roles.

A Bonnet is a basic protection garment for Black hair like sleeping on silk and stain pilliows were before they became popular But it’s seen as a woman’s thing So a Man shouldn’t wear one especially not in public.

The thing is women are hypocrites on this issue with tons of gay friends while looking at Men who get weekly pedicures as gay.

Women don’t date effeminate Men and I wish women just admitted that.

I never stated anything about his aesthetic or behavior.


He is a 30+YO BLACK MAN saying how hard it is for him to get married.

As many women, young and old, are desperate for marriage, damn near any man of any race can find a chick to marry him. Even if he’s a bum. Lmao

Especially a breh, who has a career and money? He could be a literal a$$hole and women would still grin and bare it just to say they have a man.


Nah.

 

[Wiseborn]

I never stated anything about his aesthetic or behavior.


He is a 30+YO BLACK MAN saying how hard it is for him to get married.

As many women, young and old, are desperate for marriage, damn near any man of any race can find a chick to marry him. Even if he’s a bum. Lmao

Especially a breh, who has a career and money? He could be a literal a$$hole and women would still grin and bare it just to say they have a man.


Nah.

Stop saying this there’s a ton of Coli Incels that can’t get a date.

I roast Creepy but he’s right if you’re Ugly Gang you might have problems Being a Mop Technician at Dunder Miflin ain’t gonna empress the hoes.



But my other point chicks try to hide behind being Homophobic again a dude is gonna stand on it. Women are cool with gay dudes till they get Mad.