I can't stand my wife's 3 friends...

young3000

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everytime she tells me about one of their issues, i'm like :mindblown::why:. they have been friends since middle school, so i get it. but these broads are :snoop: status....:comeon:

friend 1: has been married before and got a divorce (has 2 kids with ex husband). she became DESPERATE to get another husband, so every man she thought was halfway interested in her, she was marrying him :comeon:. 3 relationships and about 5 years later, she still hadn't gotten married yet. in comes mr. simptastic. she doesn't like this nikka, but he worships her so she marries him. they have been married for about 4 months now and she treats him like stir fried shyt :snoop:. she didn't want to marry HIM. she just wanted to be able to say 'i's married now' on some Shug Avery shyt.

friend 2: met a dude on blackplanet (:why::snoop:), actually got serious with him, married him and had his child and realized that he is a con artist. now shes putting up a front like she's ok with the arrangement when in reality, she wants to commit that :sadbron:.

friend 3: she's actually ok, but she is married to a dude that's OBVIOUSLY not attracted to her. she lets him creep and she knows about it. she just turns a blind eye like she doesn't notice and when you see them, they appear to be a perfect couple when in reality he is :shaq: status and she is :sadbron::sadcam: status on the inside.

:mindblown:

Sounds like a good drama I'd watch if I was really bored or maybe even DVR it :ehh:
 

Steve Piffler

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as long as they're not fukking up my ecosystem and as long as she's not allowing their talk polute her mind, i honestly wouldn't give a fukk. I would tell her to not talk to me about it.

she's tired of their asses too. she doesn't even hang out with them that much anymore. maybe once every couple of months....sometimes longer. but everytime she comes back home she has a story to tell....:russ:

and wifey is NOTHING like them. she has her faults (we all do), but shes not like them at all....:manny:
 

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She's not a looker. So maybe this facial expression is more appropriate :scusthov:
You don't have to be a looker to suck some cocks. Plus as ugly as she appears to be to you, there is always some cat or cats that don't care and just want to hit it. It's like they say, "Fat Chicks are like Scooters, they are fun to ride as long as no one sees you".:patrice:
 

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i ain't getting into it. we talked it out and agreed to work it out. and it has been money ever since.
You wuz spilling your whole life story on here and now you ain't gonna talk about it? :rudy:

bytch nikka you waisted hours of our time tha people of Coli deserve that respect :pacspit: hope that shyt end in a divorce and a double suicide :deadhorse:attention whoring ass nikka
 
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