I would have saved my father...fukk his feelings
Have stepkids/adopted kids brehs. This movie convinced me to never date a girl with kids.
Superstepkid: Step-dad you're gonna drown! I can save you!
Me:
*glug glug* nah Step breh! Look after your mom! The lifeguards might put us on blast. Might tell folks you can swim really well!
Superstepkid: OK!
Me:
Superstepkid and Mom watching tv: Alabama man
@Heretic drowns in the ocean while waving his step kid Clark Kent off as he was within arms reach of pulling him into the boat. *sees house and cameras on TV outside the house.
Mom: *opens curtain see news cameras and vans outside *
Superstepkid:
The nikka said don't save him