I avoid using the following words when trying to pickup females

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:dahell: nikkas talking to females instead of hitting them in the head with a stick and dragging them to the cave by their hair?

simps :camby:
I'm saying
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Only time I talk to a chick is when I ask her "Does this smell like chloroform?"
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if you think about it, when a girl is working and you need to find something but are unsure of where its at, you approach her and say wassup..you mind showing me where so and so is? or do you know where so and so is?

same thing on da skreets...step up to a broad, be like excuse me but get straight to da point here. Let her know dat da reason you stopped her was because you like what you saw and eventhough that may sound shallow as their is more to a woman than what's on da outside, you unfortunatley don't know her enough to say anything else...but you was thinkin dat could all change. :youngsabo:

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you from the uk breh? whats up with these females that act like they dont talk to strangers at all? :dahell:
 

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you from the uk breh? whats up with these females that act like they dont talk to strangers at all? :dahell:

Toronto bruh.

and i got dat same vibe when i was outthere this past summer. Cept when they heard my accent, all dat standoffish shyt went right out dat window.
 

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Toronto bruh.

and i got dat same vibe when i was outthere this past summer. Cept when they heard my accent, all dat standoffish shyt went right out dat window.

the game be fukked up outchea. people think its weird if you randomly strike up a conversation with a stranger.
 

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Those words have worked for me. :manny:

Me too... It all depends on the moment. You gotta hit that sweet spot at the right time...it's all about timing and luck pretty much.

Yea certain words have more of an effect than others but they all mean the same shyt at the end of the day.

You gotta realize we talkin about women. As much as we think we do we will NEVER understand how their mind works fully.. Like I said its timing and luck

If you spot a bytch who has a great ass and pretty face the usual "Ay mama you lookin hot!! (you're beautiful)" will probably have minimal effect if any. The bytch is used to that. Come at her from an angle she's not braced for, such as complimenting her style (hair /nails /car) or something other than her hotness is effective. Once that door is open and she gives you that "I might let u hit it" smile, then you can hit her with the "you da baddest bytch EVER" shyt and see where it go from there

Words themselves don't matter it's the presentation

Luck and timing

Tell a bytch "I'm sorry I just had to come tell you that you have the cutest EARS I ever seen on a woman".... I kno that sounds stupid, but we talking about women. Unpredictable, insanely emotional, occasionally unstable..you'd be surprised how fast you'll moist them panties up hittin em wit some dumb shyt like that.


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Me too... It all depends on the moment. You gotta hit that sweet spot at the right time...it's all about timing and luck pretty much.

Yea certain words have more of an effect than others but they all mean the same shyt at the end of the day.

You gotta realize we talkin about women. As much as we think we do we will NEVER understand how their mind works fully.. Like I said its timing and luck

If you spot a bytch who has a great ass and pretty face the usual "Ay mama you lookin hot!! (you're beautiful)" will probably have minimal effect if any. The bytch is used to that. Come at her from an angle she's not braced for, such as complimenting her style (hair /nails /car) or something other than her hotness is effective. Once that door is open and she gives you that "I might let u hit it" smile, then you can hit her with the "you da baddest bytch EVER" shyt and see where it go from there

Words themselves don't matter it's the presentation

Luck and timing

Tell a bytch "I'm sorry I just had to come tell you that you have the cutest EARS I ever seen on a woman".... I kno that sounds stupid, but we talking about women. Unpredictable, insanely emotional, occasionally unstable..you'd be surprised how fast you'll moist them panties up hittin em wit some dumb shyt like that.


..,.your welcome

ima try this :usure:

if it doesnt work im coming back to neg you tho :ahh:
 

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Me too... It all depends on the moment. You gotta hit that sweet spot at the right time...it's all about timing and luck pretty much.

Yea certain words have more of an effect than others but they all mean the same shyt at the end of the day.

You gotta realize we talkin about women. As much as we think we do we will NEVER understand how their mind works fully.. Like I said its timing and luck

If you spot a bytch who has a great ass and pretty face the usual "Ay mama you lookin hot!! (you're beautiful)" will probably have minimal effect if any. The bytch is used to that. Come at her from an angle she's not braced for, such as complimenting her style (hair /nails /car) or something other than her hotness is effective. Once that door is open and she gives you that "I might let u hit it" smile, then you can hit her with the "you da baddest bytch EVER" shyt and see where it go from there

Words themselves don't matter it's the presentation

Luck and timing

Tell a bytch "I'm sorry I just had to come tell you that you have the cutest EARS I ever seen on a woman".... I kno that sounds stupid, but we talking about women. Unpredictable, insanely emotional, occasionally unstable..you'd be surprised how fast you'll moist them panties up hittin em wit some dumb shyt like that.


..,.your welcome
When someone people say hey beautiful they sound creepy while others sound more genuine. You can compliment a womans appearence as long as you have other 1800 hot lines/convo to follow it up with. If you say *OMG YOU"RE SO BEAUTIFUL * and the womans like thanks and then you're like *YEA YO, YOUR JUST SO FINE* You've treaded into redundancy and you may never return. If you carry yourself like a human being and can express your attraction without harping on it, you should be ok, if the woman likes what she sees.
 

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There is no template.

Just go with the vibe and talk to her.

If you're trying to pick her up at Target, you ain't gonna be using those simp words. But if you're trying to pick her up at a club and she's all dressed up and shyt, you might end up using one of those simp words just because it goes with the convo:manny:

You'll know right away if this chick is willing to fukk you or not right off the bat.
 
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Excuse Me, Please, If, Can I, Beautiful, Holla, Talk, Ma, Boyfriend, Man, Friends, Can we be and I

So true, too many cats on the street corner obeying their thirst n saying a combo of 4 or more of these words to chicks they pass by on the streets in a desperate bid for attention. It must get tedious after a while.

Also, you can't use certain pet names like "princess" or anything that overly puts who you talking to on a pedestal, otherwise, it's a fast track to being a simp, or worse, the friendzone.
 

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Beautiful
Pretty
Gorgeous


Might lead you the friend zone

Any hyperbole word like beautiful or gorgeous definitely needs to :camby:.

But "pretty" works for me just cause I don't think they hear it all the time. So many dudes try to overdo it on some, "Daaaaaaaaayum girl you da baddest bich on DA EARF!!! :gladbron:" that I think it strikes more of a chord when you simply state, "You're a pretty girl."

ymmv
 

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"Sexy can I, just pardon my manners,
Girl how you shake it, got a nikka like ohh
It's a Kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna know is, sexy can I"

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You'll know right away if this chick is willing to fukk you or not right off the bat.

^thats the point. Whatever "words" you choose once she's fully aware that you're flirting with her you'll get your answer. It'll either be the prolonged eye contact / the flattered smile or giggle ... Or... The "please get the fukk out my face, I got a man" look



And I'm havin a hard time understanding this friendzone shyt y'all talkin about.

....friendzone??? Me... Being "just friends" with a hot chik whom knows I wanna hit it??? ...friends?? :russ:


Look a mfer like me tryin to get in that friendzone . If the bytch kno I wanna smash and still consider me a friend to me that's translation for "ima let you hit just not right now"...that's cool wit me mama no rush:youngsabo:
 
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