I am predicting a major disaster or traumatic event in America soon... Here's why...

[Taadow]

Welp


********MAJOR UPDATE

CHRISTMAS DAY
1250 HRS


This nikka gave my sister a gift in a big box
In front of my parents and inside was a ring

And he proposed




Buddy literally just met my parents a few days ago and proposed


I aint even saying shyt

I just walked holding on my laughter




This is no jokes or troll

shyt really just happened

Like a THIEF IN THE NIGHT

 

[SheWantTheD]

Welp


********MAJOR UPDATE

CHRISTMAS DAY
1250 HRS


This nikka gave my sister a gift in a big box
In front of my parents and inside was a ring

And he proposed




Buddy literally just met my parents a few days ago and proposed


I aint even saying shyt

I just walked holding on my laughter




This is no jokes or troll

shyt really just happened

Holy fukk

 

[Him]

Welp


********MAJOR UPDATE

CHRISTMAS DAY
1250 HRS


This nikka gave my sister a gift in a big box
In front of my parents and inside was a ring

And he proposed




Buddy literally just met my parents a few days ago and proposed


I aint even saying shyt

I just walked holding on my laughter




This is no jokes or troll

shyt really just happened

And now Betty White and John Madden gone



breh your sister has to be stopped! That p*ssy must be crazy



respectfully

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

And now Betty White and John Madden gone



breh your sister has to be stopped! That p*ssy must be crazy



respectfully

 

[Lord-Yosh]

And now Betty White and John Madden gone



breh your sister has to be stopped! That p*ssy must be crazy



respectfully

Aint that some shyt

 

[Mass]

I have an older sister
She is like Denise Huxtable in real life

Flighty as fukk and horrible decision maker



My sister been married twice.



1st time was right before the 9/11 attacks



2nd was right around Hurricane Katrina


So

She just texted the fam that she married some nikka she been with since May, yesterday




So I'm pretty sure her marriages trigger catastrophic events in America

 

[Jesus H. Christ]

@Big Boss it's over

 

[PharaohAtem]

shyt when i see this thread bumped there's never good news

 

[Vice Queen]

Welp


********MAJOR UPDATE

CHRISTMAS DAY
1250 HRS


This nikka gave my sister a gift in a big box
In front of my parents and inside was a ring

And he proposed




Buddy literally just met my parents a few days ago and proposed


I aint even saying shyt

I just walked holding on my laughter




This is no jokes or troll

shyt really just happened

And now Betty White, one of the last remaining seals keeping some ancient evil at bay, is dead. Your sister ain't shyt. I have not known peace since January 1, 2020. The horrors....

 

[AQz]

I feel like 2022 is going to make 2020-2021 look like nothing

 

[ROFL_GUY]

 

[datnigDASTARDLY]

And now Betty White, one of the last remaining seals keeping some ancient evil at bay, is dead. Your sister ain't shyt. I have not known peace since January 1, 2020. The horrors....

We doomed brehs. DOOMED

 

[ROFL_GUY]

 

[klientel]

Basically we gotta die because your sister met a dude she likes. This simulation is buggy as hell

 

[QuintessentialMan]

Time to put out a John Wick style contract on this broad. she Ex communicado. We tryin to save 2022.