I am predicting a major disaster or traumatic event in America soon... Here's why...

[Ol’Otis]

I have an older sister
She is like Denise Huxtable in real life

Flighty as fukk and horrible decision maker



My sister been married twice.



1st time was right before the 9/11 attacks



2nd was right around Hurricane Katrina


So

She just texted the fam that she married some nikka she been with since May, yesterday




So I'm pretty sure her marriages trigger catastrophic events in America

You and @alexander. with these predictions

 

[shopthatwrecks]

You and @alexander. with these predictions

nikka predicted the traumatic even the major disaster...

nikka need to introduce his sister to some p*ssy...

 

[Jx2]

What's your definition of a "major disaster"? If it's a mass shooting or something, that happens like every few weeks so it's not particularly unlikely or rare.

If it's a natural disaster, well, we're fukked due to climate change so natural disasters are going to just become more and more frequent.

Checking in now. This bad enough?

 

[null]

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[Brehcepticon]

 

[Kingshango]

TELL YOUR SISTER STOP GETTING MARRIED

 

[Originalman]

Tell your sista stay married to this third dude..


Please for the love of jesus!!!

 

[Originalman]

If this marriage doesn’t work out OPs sister needs needs to get a vibrator and about a dozen cats or humanity is over.

naw she staying in this marriage. Life on earth depends on it.

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

I’m sorry breh but somebody might need to handle your sister for the good of mankind.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

TELL YOUR SISTER STOP GETTING MARRIED

I forgot to update

She kicked dude out about a month and a half ago
Dude an alcoholic and was fukking with them pills heavy
And got let go from his job
And was on some bullshyt

I tried to tell her stupid ass dude seemed off day 1
But she a fukking idiot

 

[BaltimoreTwilightMarauder]

Your sister's marrying someone she just met in May?

You need to tell her that she might be the problem.

 

[Marc Spector]

Your sister might be a horcrux b

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Your sister's marrying someone she just met in May?

You need to tell her that she might be the problem.

No shyt
Of course her dumb ass the problem

 

[Zandía]

Your sister might be a horcrux b

IM DUNNNNNN

 

[Zandía]

I forgot to update

She kicked dude out about a month and a half ago
Dude an alcoholic and was fukking with them pills heavy
And got let go from his job
And was on some bullshyt

I tried to tell her stupid ass dude seemed off day 1
But she a fukking idiot

oh no